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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Infrared]
    #8199641 - 03/26/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i highly doubt he wrote all that :lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: thepodman]
    #8199649 - 03/27/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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thepodman said:
Did anyone see the new South Park?





Did you seriously just bump an old ass thread just to ask if anyone's seen the new South Park?





... like



really?


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8199658 - 03/27/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

OMG not again!

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8199659 - 03/27/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahahahhahaha


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Brainiac]
    #8199669 - 03/27/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Brainiac said:
Don't bump five year old threads..


i never knew this thread was that old...:lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: meatcakeman]
    #8199681 - 03/27/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

thepodman said:
Did anyone see the new South Park?





Did you seriously just bump an old ass thread just to ask if anyone's seen the new South Park?





... like



really?




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Re: Cat Piss [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8199895 - 03/27/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The new SP is about Cat Piss, didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Middleman]
    #8199898 - 03/27/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i read it got started here.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8199901 - 03/27/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I thought, crazy. :lol:

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Middleman]
    #8199908 - 03/27/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Middleman said:
The new SP is about Cat Piss, didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?



here.

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8200476 - 03/27/08 09:02 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #8200491 - 03/27/08 09:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DO NOT repeat my mistakes!
by Boobs_McFeely


   

    DOSE : 10 Mg Intraocular Injection 5-MeO-W (aqueous solution)

    *** Vaults of MeOW note - Intraocular or Testicular Injection are extremely dangerous routes of injesting 5-MeO-W, and should never be attempted by anyone ***

    So I had finally figured out a good way to purify my 5-MeO-W, and felt confident in trying the most controversial of administration routes, intraocular injection, having tried several other methods with limited success. I went and bought a 1mL insulin syringe from the local pharmacy, emptied the contents, and replaced them with 5-MeO-W. Then came the moment of truth.

    Most people think that they could handle injecting something into their own eye, but let me tell you, its just not possible. As the needle approaches, your hand starts to shake, your fear reflex kicks in, and you pull back. Because of this, I had to recruit two friends to help. One to hold me down and place fingers on my eye to keep it from moving, and the other to inject. This method of administration HURTS for the 10 seconds or so before the trip starts, so be warned. After the needle left my eye, my friends let go, and the trip immediately began.

    The first effect was a strong shift of all colors towards yellow, and a tiger fur patterning on the walls and ceiling. Then, there was a growing hiss sound, and suddenly something snapped, and I was somewhere else. During this time I have no real memory of what was happening to my physical body. My friends had to hold me down on more than one occasion apparently when I saw a bird through the window and tried to chase after it. Must be some instinct thing. Anyway, back to the trip:

    I felt like I was pulled out of my body, and I looked down on it from above. It was slowly dissolving, being ripped apart by billions of hungry cats, but the cats were also the cells of my body. My body was the destroyed and the destroyer. These cats all destroyed each other over what seemed like decades, until only one tiny kitten, alone amongst the destruction, remained. It meowed at me, a sad, mournful noise that I'll never forget to this day. I was listening to the eternal sadness of all creation, issuing from such a tiny creature. At this point I blacked out and don't remember what happened for the next hour or so, but my friends told me the following story:

    Apparently, I managed to get away from them, and run out into the streets, during rush hour, in a fairly large city. I was screaming at the top of my lungs, trying to imitate the meow of that kitten, apparently trying to force others into my trip. They said I looked completely desperate, and was running faster than they've ever seen me run before. It wasn't long until someone called the police. My friends tried to explain it away as food poisoning, but I was still screaming that horrible meow at everyone around, as well as the officers. In addition, my eye had started bleeding, because apparently 5-MeO-W has some kind of anticoagulant effect. The officers tried to cuff me, but I clawed and bit at them, so they called for paramedics and reinforcements. It took 7 officers to hold me down, but they finally managed to get me into the ambulance.

    The Aftermath:

    I woke up the next day in the hospital, the only memory of the last night and day being that meow. I had been heavily tranquilized with Thorazine, but all of the doctors and nurses looked like cats made up of smaller cats in an endless fractal, threatening to drive me mad. The doctors repaired the damage to my eye, but I remained in the psych ward for the next 2 weeks meowing and occasionally spouting random nonsense, which I believed to be the secrets of the universe. Finally, I calmed down and was released. I ended up failing all of my courses at college that semester, and got funny (and fearful) looks from strangers that I must have encountered during the time that I went wild.

    The Moral:

    DO NOT repeat my mistakes. Intraocular injection is too dangerous a route for CP. Testicular injection is a much less dangerous and painful possibility, which I had tried before with success. I was just chasing the dragon, trying to make it stronger and stronger, when I should have stuck with normal dosages and administration methods. Please, be careful. We don't need 5-MeO-W showing up as the next big thing in Rolling Stone like 2C-T-7, and cat lovers everywhere would be very angry if their poor cats were banned because of reckless users of their sweet nectar. Take care and have a MeOWful day!
    Exp Year: 2001 ID: 560
    Added: Sep 6, 2001 Views: 1234





:rofl:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Individual]
    #8200506 - 03/27/08 09:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ahaha... that's a good one! :cat:


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8200525 - 03/27/08 09:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Soon as i catch my cat, im ganna try this. I heard if yopu can get them to pee directly into your mouth, its the strongest trip ever because its fresh. Here kitty kitty kitty.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Diploid]
    #8200551 - 03/27/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Diploid said:
didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:




Yeah it got started here. We went spamming that teen help message board telling them you could get high on cat piss, remember?

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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Gumby]
    #8200896 - 03/27/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

Diploid said:
didn't that joke get started here or Erowid?

I heard about CP here five years ago and wrote up this trip report while stoned one night. :yesnod:




Yeah it got started here. We went spamming that teen help message board telling them you could get high on cat piss, remember?




my god thats fuckin hilarious. did they take you guys seriously? what was their reaction to getting high on cat piss?! lmao


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8200941 - 03/27/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i remember.

good times.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Abudiwa]
    #8201021 - 03/27/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, so I haven't been around here so long, but if I am reading you guys right, the shroomery is the origin of the cat piss rumour because you went spamming? Five years later Southpark covers it...

That is fucking awesome. Kudos shroomery.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: rexmundi]
    #8201062 - 03/27/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it was a running gag in the OTD. i came here around the time people started posting it on the teen boards.

i had no idea the cat piss thing anchored itself so deeply.

right when they said it on south park i was dumbfounded.


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Re: Cat Piss [Re: Abudiwa]
    #8201157 - 03/27/08 11:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Thats great I wonder Trey Parker and Matt Stone have accounts here...


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