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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You wont be as happy after you see them fucking, it sounds sexy but just gets worse.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Goddamn, I've never seen anyone admit to something like this. Props! :congrats:



its anon.  lol.  obviously its a lie anyway.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Anonymous #27 said:
You wont be as happy after you see them fucking, it sounds sexy but just gets worse.


His relationship is over anyway.
She'll never respect him again, he'll never trust her or have enough self esteem to be happy with her.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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So OP, what happened?

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Alright well I have some updates for you guys on here. last night didnt go to well for me im still reeling from it really. the dude texted me last night sayin' he was coming over my gf wanted him to so im like 'what?' and hes like 'dont worry i was joking about that fucking your gf thing' so im like 'ok'.

Anyhow he gets here and pops out the weed, this time we were all sitting on the same couch. i could tell my gf really wanted him and he had this super confident look to his eye and i was really nervous. but once we smoked a couple J's i felt better. thats when it started happenning. he started ignoring me and turned his whole body towards her on the couch. he was in the middle between us. they were giggling and got real close when i was rolling up onther joing for us.

i dont know when it happenned because we had some mellow music on and i was getting into it and the task of rolling but next thing i know they are kissing softly. i should have freaked out then and there but i just went with the music and tried to relax. i kept looking over and i noticed he had his hand on her pussy and i tried to make eye contact with her but his shoulder was blocking her and she didnt seem to want to look at me.

I started smoking the joint and offered it to him and then he sat back normally and started smoking it. he had his legs spread far apart and the most confident look in his eye. my gf was kinda uncofortable lookin' at me and i was to. then he passed the joint to her and said 'fuck im hard' and she started playing with his cock thru his jeans. he took the cue and unzipped then pulled his jeans off and threw them across the room.

She got down on her knees in front of him and pulled off his briefs then next thing i know shes stroking him. at this point i started gettin' really paranoid so i rolled another J to give myself somethin' to do. she took his dick in her mouth when i wasnt looking and then shes really goin' at it. thats when he took off his shirt and chucked it across the room too.

The dude was ripped as fuck and had a huge dick, bigger then mine and thicker too. i thought it would be hot but i just felt this dull aching watching my gf turn into a whore for this dude and his big dick. they were both kinda ignoring me but a coupla times he did look over at me like when i passed him the joint he was just like 'thanks man' as if this was totaly normal.

It started getting pretty heavy and he was tensing up and had his hand on her head and he started twisting his hips and really grinding away and pumping her. i looked at her and instead of thinkin' it was hot to be honest i hated her more than anythin' and in my head the word SLUT SLUT SLUT kept repeatin' over an over. every pump of his hips made me hate her more and in my stoned state the SLUT chant kept pace with his movements.

Then he really tensed up and blew his load right into her mouth. a few seconds went by then she got up and he lay back and they cuddled together on the couch where i was on one side of the couch and their feet were almost touching me. i felt really lonely right then and just stared at the ceiling and listened to the music. i dont know how much time passed like that but i felt like i couldnt stay there and i had to do somethin' so i just got up and went for a walk and left them there. i didn't say anything just left.

I walked around for a bit then called my friend (not the one who knew this dude) and he was up so i went over to his place and asked if i could crash. he said yes. so now this mornin' i have a text from my friend who set us up with this dude and all it said was 'heard you guys had a good time last night. im next'.

I havent heard from my girl or the dude yet and i dont care i am just having a good time hanging out with my friend. i am cool with what hapenned but all i know is i hate that @#$%&*#% bitch slut more than anything but other then that i am calm.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why are you still referring to her as 'your girl'?


If you hate her so much, please tell me you don't want to stay with her.  I mean, you just watched her blow some dude on your couch, while she couldn't even look at you.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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he fucked all night after you left. if this is serious you need to forget that bitch and move on.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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dude, I hope this is just a good joke and you aren't the biggest pussy in the world.

I woulda stabbed him in the liver with a hot soldering iron, then cut his dick off, and choked her to death by cramming it down her throat.  then I would have burned the entire house down with both of them in it, went and raped and killed his family, and burned all of their houses.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You're a pussy bitch for not breaking his face when he touched her, I've pulled weapons on people for less, if anything you should have pulled out a knife and showed him it and show her it too; a disloyal bitch gets a threat and she will straighten up or disband.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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OP fails.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #29]
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fucking eh he does.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #29]
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This is total bullshit. And if it is true, you are a total bitch. As I read this the words BITCH, BITCH, BITCH kept repeating in my head. I would kill a motherfucker. And you,re ok with this shit? What a bitch.

Hey can I fuck her?

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #18] * 1
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There's only one thing you can do now, OP: join a pirate ship and sail the seas in search of booty.

Oh and firebomb that guy's house before you leave. What a douche.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I truly hope you're lying. :facepalm:

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #31]
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i'm not even gonna bother reading that wall of shit

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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If you don't plan on kicking his ass the second he touches your girl, at least LEAVE before that shit goes on. You just being there and looking up at the ceiling makes you look like a pussy and your girl a whore.

You dont mind it if "your girl" gives another guy dome right in front of you??

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #32]
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leaving would have been worse cuz all i did when i left was picture them fucking like rabbits in a cage. the worst thing about her sucking his dick is she did it with waaaay more passion then she ever did me.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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im trying to think this all thru and figure out if i should stay with her or not.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hahahhahahahhahahahahha.

This thread is awesome.

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