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Reason for deletion: hoe



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The stars relly suck tonight
Hate is so usefull i make sandwichs out of it
:sandwich:

Edited by mtichael (07/18/09 12:14 AM)

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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u made out with ur ferret


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
u made out with ur ferret


:lol:


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: twighead]
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Man. now that i think about it, i need to take this information back to the DIY abortion thread. A acid ferret just might do the job.


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Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: DayzeoftheNu]
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Dude ferrets kick ass! It sucks they are illegal in California


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Almond Flour]
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Tea said:
Dude ferrets kick ass! It sucks they are illegal in California


lol dude there SOOO EASY to find though.
Had 2 for awhile but god damn are the fuckin messy.
Couldnt handle it so sold it to a gay couple in san Jo... lol


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
u made out with ur ferret


:rofl:

EDIT: I used to have 2 ferrets. They're a lot of fun.


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Edited by learningtofly (03/18/09 05:23 PM)

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: learningtofly]
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ima post more pictures of ferrets gettin high


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The stars relly suck tonight
Hate is so usefull i make sandwichs out of it
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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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mtichael said:
shes got this shimmer n her eye lol its like i know your up to something mother fucker but i dont know what it is


Cause it knows you made it trip


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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What are ferrets like?  What do you do with them?  Are they friendly, affectionate, intelligent?  Do you need to take them for walks?  Can they be house-trained?


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I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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GoldenCapAttack said:
Tea said:
Dude ferrets kick ass! It sucks they are illegal in California


lol dude there SOOO EASY to find though.
Had 2 for awhile but god damn are the fuckin messy.
Couldnt handle it so sold it to a gay couple in san Jo... lol


My wife really wants a ferret, but im worried about just this, its mess and their smell.  Im somewhat of a clean freak, and hate when i can't find shit, and i hear they are pretty crafty and like to hide your shit from you...though i think i could put everything out of reach, so im guess im just worried about them making messes everywhere, shit/pissing all over my house, etc.

peace

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Lion]
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Reminds me of an old Onion Opinion, by Thunder the Ferrett:

I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippie Owner

By Thunder The Ferret
April 15, 1998 | Issue 33•14
Thunder The Ferret
 

Jesus Christ, do I ever hate my filthy fucking hippie owner, Zach. You have no idea the hell I go through, living in this disgusting house with him and his hordes of skank-ass hippie friends.

I didn't ask for this shit, you know. I try to keep clean, giving myself frequent tongue-baths. But it's simply impossible when, everywhere I step, there's a moldy black-bean pita sandwich or an ashtray overflowing with half-smoked joints.

I never get a moment's rest, either. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, there's at least a dozen smelly-haired fuckers sitting around getting high and watching Star Trek: The Next Generation, or planning another pancake benefit for East Timor. Get a life, losers.

The agony never ends. I can't even sleep, because, every time I try, Zach starts beating on his bongos, while some other unwashed bozo tries to play some crappy didgeridoo he made out of some PVC pipe. And if I hear one more hippie fumble through the bridge of "Sugar Magnolia" on Zach's untuned acoustic guitar, I'm going to squeeze my head between the bars of my cage and twist until my neck snaps.

I'm a ferret, goddamn it! I have a very acute sense of smell! Day after day, I am forced to choke on the nauseating stench of strawberry incense and sweat-soaked Guatemalan wool doused in patchouli oil. And do you think that my owner could actually put down his bong long enough to clean my fucking cage every once in a blue moon? Of course not!

Then there's that friend of Zach's who hitchhiked down from Boulder last week–Rick or Ryan or something. Whatever his name is, I just think of him as the "'That's Cool' Guy," because that's all he ever fucking says. You'd think that, after the 200th time I squirmed away from this bastard, he'd figure out that I don't want his grubby hands on me. Not this burn-out.

"That's Cool" Guy must be brain-damaged from one too many acid trips, because, a few days ago, I was just trying to make it across the living room to hide behind a big stack of dirty cereal bowls when he lunged at me and spilled bong water all down my fricking back. I smelled like holy hell for the next four days! I tried to lick myself clean, but I had to stop because I started seeing things. I swear, after a while, that Phish shit my owner plays 20 hours a day was almost starting to sound good.

The absolute worst thing that ever happened to me, though, was when that son-of-a-bitch Zach got out that goddamn collar and took me down to the park to watch him take off his sandals and juggle sticks. I stretched the leash as far as it would go, but I'm sure people could still figure out I was with that loser. There was a bunch of squirrels standing by a tree, laughing their asses off at me. Christ, talk about humiliating!

I tried running away once, but Mr. Smarty Patchwork-Pants found me hiding underneath the front porch. I'd rather eat worms than choke down any more of that organic bulgur crap that motherfucker dumps in my bowl every day.

Mark my words, one of these days, I'm gonna make another run for it. It was the last straw today when he tied that teeny fucking hemp necklace around my neck. I chewed through that piece of shit in 10 minutes. Just because he thinks it's goddamn 1969 doesn't mean I have to play along. If I can just make it past the rusted VW microbus in the driveway, that fucking hippie will never see my ass again.


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Lion]
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they are little terrors! My brother named his fet LT:grin: They are awesome pets though...very affectionate and loving animals. Very intelligent too


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: Lion]
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i have 3 one is relly smart one is normal and one cant fucking use the litter box but my gf loves him the most hes relly fat and he loves
and purrs its odd cause all 5 of my other ferrets i have or had never did that


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The stars relly suck tonight
Hate is so usefull i make sandwichs out of it
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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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Yeah there a handful like cleaning wise but other then that they were cool.
really smart, energetic and just awesome.
But they need attention so if your gone most of the day it wont work out.
They have to play for at least like 4-5 hours a day.
None of them took any of my shit cus they were so interested in EVERYTHING else. and yeah i had one that purred.
It also did tricks!!!


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
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yea my ferrets have a relly big cage and they if they relly want they can break out in to a room thats like 20 feet by 40 feet and they love it


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The stars relly suck tonight
Hate is so usefull i make sandwichs out of it
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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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Most I've met are very mean and just bite bite bite.


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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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i hate ferrets

we have one and it just hates me and attacks me

it only likes female humans or kids and itll die if it bites me ever again

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: filthee]
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filthee said:
i hate ferrets

we have one and it just hates me and attacks me

it only likes female humans or kids and itll die if it bites me ever again


you can make it look like an accident

"Ferret curiosity often exceeds common sense and ferrets are good at getting into holes in walls, doors, cupboards, or in or behind household appliances such as clothes dryers and dishwashers, where they can be injured or killed by drowning, electrical wiring, fans, and other household items. Many enjoy chewing items made of soft rubber, foam, or sponge, which present the risk of intestinal blockage and death if ingested. Serious and sometimes fatal injuries have resulted from ferrets chewing on electrical cords. Screen doors can be damaged by a ferret's claws, and dryer vents often become escape routes to the outdoors."


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"I have sworn upon the altar of god eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man" - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: psychedelic Ferret [Re: mtichael]
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I'd like to be the first to say.....

LEAVE YOUR FUCKING FERRET ALONE AND DON'T GIVE HER ACID, SHROOMS, AND WEED SHOTGUNS.

She is a ferret, not Janis Joplin.

That's it, I'm calling the ASPCA.


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