i had a guy that i rented an apt to and every time he would get hard on money he would freak out,spend all his money on booze and try to kill him self...
but he would never get it done so when the cops showed up hie would run out the back door barefoot and take off in to the woods.
there would be a man hunt for him all night and they never found him. he would usually jump in the river and float about a mile down stream then walk home 4-5 hours later.
when he would jump in the river (off a bridge) he would usually hit a rock. he would usually have cuts/black + blues on his feet or legs(along with cuts on his wrists from trying to kill himself).
then he would come walking home and sometimes his wife would re-call the cops again and it would start all over again.
it got old real quick and the last time he came home and the cops showed again i heard him yell "i am out of here you bitch" and start running .
i went out my back door and tackled the shit out of him till cops came around the house to get him.
they then locked him up in the loony bin and i kicked his fat ugly raggy wife out of my house.
they would also hide there bills under the couch so they would not have to pay them...
it got old quick having cops all up in my shit every-other weekend, they even almost found a few mono tubs in my shed looking for this asshole
good riddance!
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