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I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch
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dont act like you dont too

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Who's fingers?

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I like my girlfriend to shove her dildo up my butt when she gives me a blowjob.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #3]
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if you think a finger feels good try a dick.

i'm serious.  gay sex is teh awesome the only reason you don't try it is because stupid monkeys you depended on for everything made you anxious about enjoying your body while you were to little to think logically and your brain was soft.  So they pushed lies and life denying beliefs into your head, which you incessantly repeat to yourself so much you think it's your voice.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Im bi.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #3]
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cool

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Really?

Can you cum just from getting F-D in the A?

I was always curious about this I had a finger up my butt but thought it just felt like I had to take a shit and then when she pulled it out it felt like I shit.:confused:

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This thread is gay

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
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If a girl stuck something up my ass I'd punch her

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #5]
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yeah.  not only that but it's a thousand times better then cumming from your dick.  if you're man enough to take it in the ass like a man that is.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
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After eating an impressive amount of chinese food and drinking I  had this chick go down on my when I let a nice silent warm one rip right out

she broke up with me the next day

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Can you cum just from getting F-D in the A?

I was always curious about this I had a finger up my butt but thought it just felt like I had to take a shit and then when she pulled it out it felt like I shit.:confused:


first of, F-D in the A? no no no

and the second part :lol:

Anonymous #8 said:
After eating an impressive amount of chinese food and drinking I  had this chick go down on my when I let a nice silent warm one rip right out

she broke up with me the next day


this is my worst nightmare

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
After eating an impressive amount of chinese food and drinking I  had this chick go down on my when I let a nice silent warm one rip right out

she broke up with me the next day



:rofl:

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Direct prostate stimulation will make you blow a bigger load than useing the penis to prod the prostate with pumping.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
if you think a finger feels good try a dick.

i'm serious.  gay sex is teh awesome the only reason you don't try it is because stupid monkeys you depended on for everything made you anxious about enjoying your body while you were to little to think logically and your brain was soft.  So they pushed lies and life denying beliefs into your head, which you incessantly repeat to yourself so much you think it's your voice.



afraid not bro

  • I have taken it up the ass
  • it didn't turn me on
  • I didn't get pleasure from it
  • I won't repeat the experience

it wasn't painful / it wasn't awkward (per se) / it just simply wasn't ME
(and not because I'm homophobic either - I just wasn't 'feeling it')

you can preach all you want about how closed minded I am, and about how the guy I was with just wasn't doing it right, and whatever other nonsense I'm sure you've already at least considered throwing out there...but what it comes right down to in the end is that you either have gay tendencies, or you don't

I've never been a real 'guys guy' ever (not into sports / can't stand automotive mumbo-jumbo / could care less about bragging about all these wild sex stories I've never actually had / don't give a fuck about showing off an one-upping the people I'm with / the list just goes on and on and on) and then you couple that with the fact that I do, in fact, have at least *some* effeminate qualities (I like to cook / I tend to keep things clean / I know how to sew / and bake / and entertain my guests / and all of that) so yeah - I used to think that there was at least a possibility that i *might* be gay, and I used to always say that if the opportunity were to ever arise - then I'd certainly go with the flow of things and see for myself where it takes me...which...is exactly what happened

but like I said - I just felt like this was a completely one-sided endeavor...and I couldn't help but wonder why so many people kept insisting that this was so pleasurable

and to this day I got no problem giving a man a blowjob, an no problem giving a good deep dicking to a women (cause I find both endeavors to be pleasurable to both parties involved) but I won't take it up the ass any more, nor will I go down on a bitch...cause, to me anyway, I find both of these actions to be incredibly one sided / and I guess I'm just a firm believer in the idea of a constant 'dance' of sorts, as opposed to the idea of 'taking turns'

but I digress on that one (after all - it's just a matter of personal opinion anyway)







the point I was trying to make with all of this is that just because something is pleasurable for one person (or even an entire sub-genre classification of sorts) that by no means means that it's going to be pleasurable to EVERYONE

though I'll certainly encourage people to 'test the waters' on all sides before jumping to conclusions for themselves  :craven:

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #11]
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:drysmash:

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Very mature.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #9]
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forget that stuff

its a surprise usually but i love tang
:drooling:

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #8]
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it's cool man I have things I don't really like.  The important thing is to experiment without a body of taboos.

I gotta say though, you won't go down on a chick because it's too one way?  So what, aren't you responsible for your partners pleasure?  You don't get off on your partner getting off?  I was with you till you said that.

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Re: I like a finger or two up my ass when you blow me bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ARE YOU GUYS FROM THE OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION FORUM?

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