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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Stealing from a company
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A company has bought over 120 laptops. Probably about 40-50 are either broken/unusable/thrown away, and for the most part they are all the same brand. Each laptop is labeled with a sticker with the laptop name on it, and they go in order 1-125+ based on the order they were setup and distributed. An excel spreadsheet is kept which keeps track of all these laptops. However, the company has a history of being a tad bit lazy of tracking the laptops, some have been lost, stolen, etc.

A nice new laptop comes in from someone who purchased it and had the company expense it. It's different than the other laptops but it is 1 of 2 that were purchased together. Well... lets just say it was taken, and the only thing that remains is the box, and the information in excel.

What's the best way to cover that up? Obviously throw out the box... but the excel sheet is tricky. The excel sheet goes in order... from 1 to whatever were up to. It's easy to just delete the row w/ that info, but then it jumps from say.... 115 to 117 - well.... what happened to 116? That looks odd. It's possible to change the info and say it's one of the models we have a lot of, forge some info and say it broke and was thrown out, but again there's a problem. This is 1 of 2 laptops that were purchased together that are different from all the other laptops. So, if someone were to look at this spreadsheet and see that there was only 1, but knew there were 2... they would know something was up. OR, do nothing, and if shit comes up just chalk it up to being lost and play stupid?

Any suggestions? What would you do if this were you?

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If your not running a side buisness from stolen goods from a company or stealing major products such as TV's and the like......well, a comp is a bit of a major product.

I used to steal from a thrift store but that was damn near slave labor for what they were making.......the CEO made like 100,000 a year and I was making the minimum and the disabled "job program" people made less than the minimum wage......and it was always donated things..

I also stole food from another job, things that people donate to sell at public events to raise money for programs.....but I was hungry.

A company probably won't notice or find an answer, your more worried about them finding it was you and you will get more from it than their greedy ass shit ever will!

I hate companies, I like how people get jobs but the profit really doesn't go to the workers.......it does but such a small fraction for what the workers really do.

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What would you do if this were you?



I would go to my supervisor, confess and ask that they put me in prison where I can never hurt anyone ever again.

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Any suggestions? What would you do if this were you?



I would leave it alone. Is it worth losing your job over?

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #4]
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If you are on #125 then take #126 as it comes in and then get rid of the box and delete the Excel row.  That is, if the next one after the true #126 will be labeled #126 again.  If it is labeled #127 then there is another place the info is being stored.  If the info is being stored with a human, kill the human and you'll have free range to look up beastiality zoo sex vids on your new computer.  Yay.  Get fucked!

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #5]
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maybe you should have taken both and then the whole order would have been missing. i like #5s idea. next time you get one in label it as the missing one and then just don't log it. or...you may be safer playing dumb...it wasn't you, you didn't catch the mistake, when they bring it up act shocked how did that happen you don't know.

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
If the info is being stored with a human, kill the human and you'll have free range to look up beastiality zoo sex vids on your new computer.  Yay.  Get fucked!



I'm the one who stores the info.

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you store the information, why is there an issue. Anything wrong with the stored data will come back to you. Just take the laptop and go home. Why go the extra mile?

:shrug:

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Because I'm not the only one with access to this information. I may be one of the main people to edit this file, but im not the only one... and everybody I work with has access to it.

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Re: Stealing from a company [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
If you store the information, why is there an issue. Anything wrong with the stored data will come back to you. Just take the laptop and go home. Why go the extra mile?

:shrug:



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