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Crasher
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I want to become a scientologist.

#9470528 - 12/21/08 01:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I want a battery of psychologists to keep track of me as I descend into the bowels of this religion.

I think it would be interesting.

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Mindflayer
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470550 - 12/21/08 01:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Who doesn't!

Although starting your own cult has a certain appeal. I want one where everyone lives under big glass domes under the ocean maybe.

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lexmark
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470554 - 12/21/08 01:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i wanna eat a sassage with ketchup... what else should i have with it? pasta?

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Mindflayer
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: lexmark]
#9470562 - 12/21/08 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

home fries fried in butter.

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: lexmark]
#9470572 - 12/21/08 01:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what the fuck is sassage?

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Mindflayer
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470691 - 12/21/08 01:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A sassy sausage, or a sausage made entirely of ass.

If only L. Ron were here, he has all the answers!

Edited by Mindflayer (12/21/08 01:51 AM)

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470704 - 12/21/08 01:47 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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DimensionX
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470706 - 12/21/08 01:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Its an expensive descent.

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Mindflayer
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: DimensionX]
#9470713 - 12/21/08 01:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lolo

I've been awake for three days sry.

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470727 - 12/21/08 01:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I bet. I wonder if I have enough money to get enlightened...

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Mindflayer
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470754 - 12/21/08 01:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That programming jazz the church does to desensitize its members looks insane. Have you ever seen the footage? Also slave labor details for breaking the rules. It's worse than being 14 again with the world's worst parents. However, with a space alien leader they're def one up on everone else.

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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470765 - 12/21/08 02:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470805 - 12/21/08 02:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Crasher said:

I want a battery of psychologists to keep track of me as I descend into the bowels of this religion.

I think it would be interesting.

Sounds like a good movie.

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slacker008
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: blewmeanie]
#9470815 - 12/21/08 02:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Can I be one of those pychiatrists?

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470827 - 12/21/08 02:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

I believe that my lungs are made with the scrotum of zenu and the air I breathe is his semen

:rofl2:

:rofl2:

Awesome video.

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470835 - 12/21/08 02:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

blewmeanie said:

Crasher said:

I want a battery of psychologists to keep track of me as I descend into the bowels of this religion.

I think it would be interesting.

Sounds like a good movie.

:strokebeard:

I guess it's time to break out the camera and find a church of Scientology.

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Alec_Baldwin
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9470943 - 12/21/08 02:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Datsa so lame.

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

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#9470957 - 12/21/08 02:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:orly:

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blewmeanie

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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: Crasher]
#9471091 - 12/21/08 03:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I had a chance a few years ago to go in for a free "auditing" session. I basically consisted of me holding on to the two handles to their "stress detector" :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

while the auditor sat directly and in front of me staring directly and unceasingly into my eyes. She then asked me allot of emotionally reactive questions, and tried to gauge my response.

It was somewhat interesting, but ultimately just basic Reid behavior analysis.

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Crasher
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Re: I want to become a scientologist.

[Re: blewmeanie]
#9471104 - 12/21/08 03:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm guessing that went really well... Did the auditor just stare in wonder?

WHAT ARE YOU???

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