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hijackers crashed a plane into my dick
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ok soooo, I know most of you aren't MD's but maybe you can help...


For the past year, about every third week.. i'll get this pain in my dick, and a weird discharge that can only be described as old jizz. Like if you haven't orgasmed in a month, and when you finally do the jizz kind of has a yellowish tint and is a bit thicker. And erections are painful as fuck! It only hurts when I have an erection. It doesn't hurt when I piss.

I went to the doc to make sure I don't have an std... he stuck a cue tip up my dick hole (i would've rather killed myself if I had known how much it was going to hurt). Turns out i'm std free, but he gave me shit to clear my system just in case. So it's not an std. I also just had blood work done and im healthy as a horse. 

It was gone for a couple of months, but now it's back, and this time it DOES hurt to piss, and it DOES NOT hurt when I have an erection. WTF!?!? Also the discharge is back.

Strep throat is going around and I was pretty damn sick a couple of days ago but I didn't get any treatment and strep spreads to the rest of your body. Can it spread to your dick???

anyone know what this is?? the docs are stumped.. maybe the shroomerites can help

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I dunno about Strep in your dick, but maybe you ought to see a Urologist about that.

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do 10 "dick-ups" a day, you'll be fine.  :thumbup:

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #3]
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sounds like clap it can come and go
you don't get it taken care of
it will eat your brain

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
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std

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #5]
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ok

1. i was thinking about going to a urologist, but the tube up the dick thing is NOT good. but yeah, a urethral blockage of some kind maybe

2. cock pushups would would involve an erection, erections hurt like fuck

3. I got checked for chlamydia aka the clap or whatever. not it

4. again, supposedly not an std


i really dont expect a diagnosis here, but anyone have any other ideas besides std?

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #6]
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How often do you have unprotected sex?

See, if you got checked out once and were clean, then had sex afterwards, its entirely possible you now have an STD.

Get a second opinion.  Also, if you live anywhere with decent medical advances, they can test for all STD's via a urine screen and blood draw (no Q-tip). 

Did you go to a free clinic or something?

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Re: hijackers crashed a plane into my dick [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Try drinking a glass of cranberry juice every day for a week or so. It helps with urinary tract infections.

:shrug:

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