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Girlfriend lets me dry smash the shit box, any position, pretty much do whatever.

But will not take jizz in the mouth.  :megacrankey:

anyone have a tek for jizz mouth persuasion?

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dead women are the best for this one  :yesnod:

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:poke:

no thanks

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pfft...where's your sense of adventure  :rolleyes:

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her the protein is good for her skin.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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eat peaches for a few days and ask her to just taste it

she'll love it

I know she will.  She loves mine.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I'm guessing she is repulsed by the idea of drinking your fetid jizz. Shit thread.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #5]
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you're a shit thread

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #4]
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tell her its low cal

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Tell her the protein is good for her skin.



yeah, she is one of those skin nuts. but i don't think that would convince her.

it just seems like one of those things girls don't want to do :rolleyes:

it's just jizz... it can't be THAT bad can it?

i've noticed this trend among girls: it's cool to be able to tell your friends that you don't give head, like 'yeah i don't give my boyfriend head'. they think they're above it.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
eat peaches for a few days and ask her to just taste it



Peaches may work, but it's Pineapples that are famous and definitely work for THIS purpose.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #7]
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i'll try it. but I doubt she'll go for it

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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P.S. she's also not cool with pot  :happyweed:

too bad I smoke it anyway

how do I convince her to be cool with pot? or pot and blowjobs, preferrably at the same time

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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A quick search yielded this:


semenex

I dunno if it works or not, but supposedly it does.

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Ha, that site also has some selling points.  Its kind of weird how much they're promoting it:


As Now Discovered by Science:  Semen*... It Does Her Body Good
(*from a naturally healthy, non-STD infected male)
 

New Research
Indicates Semen**
an Anti-Depressant

Does Semen Have
Anti-depressant Properties?
Archives of Sexual Behavior
31(3): pp. 289-293; June 2002

According to the latest research, 7 million women in the U.S. suffer from clinical depression. Worldwide, women are at twice the risk of developing depression than are men.

Yet surprisingly, semen has been shown to possess certain "as-yet-unknown properties" that assist in lowering depression in women, according to a new study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior  (Issue 3, June 2002).

Study author Gordon Gallup, a psychology professor at the State University of New York in Albany, has conducted a study that provides intriguing evidence that the post-coital buzz which women get may be caused in part by some unknown chemical(s) in semen.

Gallup says this study suggests that semen is a drug, and that it is addictive: women go through a kind of withdrawal when they stop getting it.


New Study
Determines
Drinking Semen**
Important to Women's
Prenatal Heath

New scientific study from the University of Adelaide reveals that "... oral sex may not only help a woman conceive but may make her pregnancy safer and more successful." In particular, regular fellatio resulted in protection against pre-eclampsia.

"The Australian study... claims to have found evidence that regular exposure (to semen) before pregnancy, especially by mouth, helps her immune system get used to her partner's sperm... the protective effect was strongest if the woman swallowed the semen." 
(emphasis added)

As reported at:  Ananova.com

Study Author:
Professor Gustaaf Dekker


* Disclaimer: The inclusion of the above does not attempt to imply that Liz Phair endorses, recommends, or otherwise supports Semenex. We, however, are more than happy to recommend both her website and her music.  We are huge Liz Phair fans!

www.LizPhair.com
© 2003 Capitol Records









Liz Phair* praises semen** as "...the Fountain of Youth"
in Subversive Hit Single "Hot White Cum" (HWC)


From Instinct Magazine Interview with Liz Phair about "Hot White Cum"
("The Chick We'd Switch For: Liz Phair", Instinct, June 2003)

Instinct:  "Do you think cum has some supposed beauty qualities like the song says?"

Liz Phair:  "I think it does! You think it doesn't? (starting to get excited) My boyfriend used to travel a lot, and he would come back home and I'd be, like, waiting for it.

"You know those women that work out too much and look like stone? They're not fluid and bendy and curvy. I became absolutely convinced that it wasn't about getting f*cked, it was about getting his cum, his hormones, inside me."

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
eat peaches for a few days and ask her to just taste it



Peaches may work, but it's Pineapples that are famous and definitely work for THIS purpose.



this is very true indeed...though I'd also say that cutting out the cigarettes/alcohol and all that fast food / junk food will help about a bazillion times more then just simply adding a little somthin somthin to sweeten things up



it's like the old saying goes:
"perfume/cologne is no substitution for soap"

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her you'll kiss her afterwords and she can share it with you...

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #8]
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ha! the semenex stuff is hilarious, all the selling points are great. I think I might actually share some of that info with her.

Also, i don't eat fast food or drink too often, i'm a vegetarian, so i eat pretty healthy. I just smoke pot regularly, although I can't see how pot would change the taste of jizz.

I once heard a woman, a full grown WOMAN, say that giving head is nasty because 'guys pee out of that thing'. I wondered if she was so far into menopause that she forgot YOU PISS AND PERIOD OUT OF YOUR THING!
:megacrankey:

thanks for the research. Anyone have any other persuasive ideas?

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #1]
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girls don't piss from their vaginas. they do bleed though

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Re: jizz [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
girls don't piss from their vaginas. they do bleed though





......... can you expand on this...

here's my thoughts: they bleed from their hole (which you lick) and they piss from a spot that's still encased by the vulva (which you also lick). Therefore, you're licking blood and piss holes (obviously i don't have a hang up about it though).

what were your thoughts on where girls piss from?

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