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Anonymous #1

Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

#9005775 - 09/29/08 11:00 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

Used to be able to do it when I was 14-15 years old and was extremely flexible. Only did it a couple times, I guess I'm just not good at sucking dick cause it wasn't any good.

I don't really think it's gay, I mean, you use your own hand to jerk off so what's the difference?

Just curious if anyone else has ever achieved this and if they enjoyed it.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005780 - 09/29/08 11:01 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

:gayflag:

Um no.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005792 - 09/29/08 11:03 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

After swimming in the ocean for a few hours when I was 14. Went back and took a shower and figured I'd give it a try. Sat down on the toilet and was able to just bend and got it in my mouth. Hell I've tried countless times since and have not been able to do it.

I've ended up just sucking other dicks and they say I'm great at it. I just wish I could give myself a good suck off....

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Anonymous #4

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005794 - 09/29/08 11:04 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

Anonymous #2 said:

Um no.

You know you would if you could. Don't deny it.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005800 - 09/29/08 11:04 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

thats the gayest shit ive ever heard

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Anonymous #1

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005831 - 09/29/08 11:09 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

After swimming in the ocean for a few hours when I was 14. Went back and took a shower and figured I'd give it a try. Sat down on the toilet and was able to just bend and got it in my mouth. Hell I've tried countless times since and have not been able to do it.

I've ended up just sucking other dicks and they say I'm great at it. I just wish I could give myself a good suck off....

Yeah, I've sucked other dicks since then and have had no complaints. Just not able to give myself a good suck.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9005869 - 09/29/08 11:16 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

I think the problem is that, even if you're flexible enough to get it in your mouth, you can't get very far down the shaft.

:2cents:

:2cents:

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Anonymous #7

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#9006032 - 09/29/08 11:49 PM (18 years, 3 days ago)

i knew a guy who did "auto-fellatio" porn movies. the porn company would fly him to Vegas, put him up for the weekend, and film this shit. he got $1500 a movie (did it three times). Dick Miles- google that shit- you know you wanna.

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Anonymous #8

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#9006319 - 09/30/08 01:04 AM (18 years, 3 days ago)

[flash=,]http://discharges.org/h/1106/amanlikewhaa.swf[/flash]

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Anonymous #8

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#9006324 - 09/30/08 01:06 AM (18 years, 3 days ago)

http://discharges.org/h/1106/amanlikewhaa.swf

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Anonymous #9

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#9007278 - 09/30/08 09:29 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

If you knew how small my dick is you wouldnt ask such stupid questions :crankey:

:crankey:

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Anonymous #10

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9007306 - 09/30/08 09:37 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

I tried to once when I was about 14. It was a no-go.

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Anonymous #11

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9007338 - 09/30/08 09:51 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

AHAH funny topic. And no. Mine is too small Im afraid.

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Anonymous #12

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9007429 - 09/30/08 10:25 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

When I was skinnier and more flexible I have been able to get the head in my mouth. :lol:

:lol:

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Anonymous #13

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#9007560 - 09/30/08 10:57 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

ive had dreams where ive sucked my own dick.

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Anonymous #14

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9009876 - 09/30/08 06:33 PM (18 years, 2 days ago)

Tried yes, succeeded no. If I could I dont think Id leave the house. Ever.

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Anonymous #15

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#9010046 - 09/30/08 07:10 PM (18 years, 2 days ago)

ever watch clerks 1? they are in the car and randall starts talking about is cousin who broke his neck trying suck his own dick. funny shit

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Anonymous #16

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#9012118 - 10/01/08 05:53 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

Yes I'm flexible enough....

Yes my tally-wacker is long enough...

Have I done it...yes

Do I enjoy it...no that's what girls are for.

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Anonymous #17

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#9013259 - 10/01/08 01:07 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

i think i got the tip in my mouth once. but it wasn't worth the effort.

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Anonymous #18

Re: Anyone ever sucked their own dick?

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#9013646 - 10/01/08 02:24 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

I used to be able to get the tip in when I was younger, I could never get off though so it just wasn't worth it.

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