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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Cepheus]
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Cepheus said:
I'm up for abstaining for a bit... The less I masturbate the less I think about sex; for some reason it destroys my sex drive. Considering that my girlfriend is at the other end of the country, I figure it could be of benefit.

Also I want to improve my self control / discipline.

that's exactly the same as me,  word for word.  oh,  and i caved this afternoon,  but i went for 2 days,  not too bad.  i'm gonna start again today,  i knew i shouldn't have stayed home alone.

Edited by newby753 (09/24/08 06:10 PM)

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
Relax man.
There was a time where I was baitin' up to 7 times a day.  My nuts started getting sore all the time and then one of them started hugging close to my body.
I "Spun a nut", which is a torsion of the testicle, where it spins around backwards in your scrotum.  Its about as painful as childbirth and you gotta go have it surgically corrected or else the blood supply gets cut off and your nut dies.
Whether it was due to me baitin 7 times a day remains to be proved.

I didn't bait nearly that much for a couple years, and then I started baitin about 5 times a day again.  That came to an end when i jerked in a stand up tanning bed.  There was the sterilizing chemical they use all over it, and I had gotten it on my hands.  It got rubbed into my cock through my agressive standing up monkey-spanking style, and the next day red sores had appeared all over my wang.
I panicked, and threatened to kill the last chick I slept with if she gave me an STD.  I went to the doctor thinking it was herpes.  She told me it was just a skin irritation and that I had to stop baitin so much.

Moral of the story is, don't be like me and bait 5-7 times a day.  But just twice a day is normal man.  Look at bonobo chimps, our closest relatives.  They screw multiple times a day.  If we didn't have such social restrictions on sex, we'd be having sex very often with a lot of people, methinks.  Having a sexual appetite of two orgasms a day is healthy.  If I had a button to push that would give me an orgasm every time I hit it, I'd probably go off on it once an hour, and sometimes just lock myself in a room and hold it down for a while.

But thats me.  I don't think you're wanking too much.  Maybe you just have some guilt feelings over masturbating?  I used to, when I was like 12 or 13 and thought I was the only person who did it.
Get over your guilt man, free yourself sexually.  I know you can do it, you just have to reach for your wang and feel free.

Go free, and beat in peace.

i don't jerk off like other people do,  like go up and down on the whole shaft,  i just do the top part(i'm cercumcized),  so i don't get sore,  i can do it tons without getting sore,  but i have worn down the outer layer of skin a few times(man that hurts),  but that doesn't happen any more,  cuz i found a better way hehe.  i'm not guilty or anything,  i just don't want to get carried away and do it 7 times a day lol.

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: newby753]
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not the most popular idea.. but what do you think


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: newby753]
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Circumcision ruins penises IMHO.
Do the research, and don't harm your sons fellas.
Most of the sensation is in that area, chopping at it is not a good thing.
And circumcision is an outdated and barbaric practice.

Not to mention the fact it's utterly pointless and superstitious. :tongue:
So if you're Jewish, I'm sorry, but that's a retarded excuse to cut a babies penis.
Though I do love bagels, and John Stewart, let that be known:heartpump:


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Cepheus]
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Yeah I go for 3 or 4 times a day, but I have had a lot of time to kill lately. When I actually have a life it's more like once or twice.

The only good part about going for a day without jerking it is how good it feels the next day.

Do not tell me to stop masturbating, because I can't, or won't, I don't really know which.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Psilocybeingzz said:
Circumcision ruins penises IMHO.
Do the research, and don't harm your sons fellas.
Most of the sensation is in that area, chopping at it is not a good thing.
And circumcision is an outdated and barbaric practice.

Not to mention the fact it's utterly pointless and superstitious. :tongue:
So if you're Jewish, I'm sorry, but that's a retarded excuse to cut a babies penis.
Though I do love bagels, and John Stewart, let that be known:heartpump:

if you're circumcised you shouldn't wear boxers,  cuz your dick rubs against you undies and it makes it not as sensitive.  one reason i wish i wasn't circumcised.  and i'm not jewish,

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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non-circumsized penii look disgusting (more like a dogs penis)  and have higher rate of bacterial infection below that moist flap of yours :wink:


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: AgingHippy]
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I have to agree they look weird.
All the chicks I've slept with were happy that I got the cut.
In porn, it kinda freaks me out when guys are uncircumcised.  Like some monstrous thing poking in and out of its hole, or something.  Like an eel.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: AgingHippy]
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teefizzle said:
non-circumsized penii look disgusting (more like a dogs penis)  and have higher rate of bacterial infection below that moist flap of yours :wink:

i know,  it looks weird.  that's +2 for circumsision!!!

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: newby753]
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If you really want to abstain for a while go get a couple of piercings there. I have two dido's and after I got them I had absolutely no interest in stroken or anything else sexual for that matter.

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: No Agenda]
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That's gross.

The longest I've gone in awhile without roughing up the usual suspects is about 2 weeks.

First cum after 2 weeks of no jerking it = fire hose.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: circularvortex]
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How is that gross.

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: No Agenda]
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Metal through genitalia = gross


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Psilocybeingzz said:
Circumcision ruins penises IMHO.
Do the research, and don't harm your sons fellas.
Most of the sensation is in that area, chopping at it is not a good thing.
And circumcision is an outdated and barbaric practice.

Not to mention the fact it's utterly pointless and superstitious. :tongue:
So if you're Jewish, I'm sorry, but that's a retarded excuse to cut a babies penis.
Though I do love bagels, and John Stewart, let that be known:heartpump:


Jewish boys do not get circumcised as babies, thats what happens at their barmitsva(spelling is off).  I think around 10-14 years old, though im not sure.  Unfortunately I was circumcised  as a baby and didn't have the choice.  At the same time, i assure you, that I still get what I consider (since i know of no other) plenty of sensation.  Sex is great, and so is masterbation, infact, i do both probably 5 times a week, so if there was loss of major sensation I probably wouldn't like it so much, or ever ejaculate.

It makes me a little angry, but my mother was only doing what the doctors said was the thing to do in the 27 years ago.  Plus, she is christian, and for some reason they think that circumcising babies is the way to go.

Peace

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: supra]
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supra said:
Psilocybeingzz said:
Circumcision ruins penises IMHO.
Do the research, and don't harm your sons fellas.
Most of the sensation is in that area, chopping at it is not a good thing.
And circumcision is an outdated and barbaric practice.

Not to mention the fact it's utterly pointless and superstitious. :tongue:
So if you're Jewish, I'm sorry, but that's a retarded excuse to cut a babies penis.
Though I do love bagels, and John Stewart, let that be known:heartpump:


Jewish boys do not get circumcised as babies, thats what happens at their barmitsva(spelling is off).  I think around 10-14 years old, though im not sure.  Unfortunately I was circumcised  as a baby and didn't have the choice.  At the same time, i assure you, that I still get what I consider (since i know of no other) plenty of sensation.  Sex is great, and so is masterbation, infact, i do both probably 5 times a week, so if there was loss of major sensation I probably wouldn't like it so much, or ever ejaculate.

It makes me a little angry, but my mother was only doing what the doctors said was the thing to do in the 27 years ago.  Plus, she is christian, and for some reason they think that circumcising babies is the way to go.

Peace



WRONG!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briss


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: circularvortex]
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well, i was never sure, don't know where i got that from...anyways, thanks for straightening it out for me.

peace

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
Metal through genitalia = gross


i must disagree


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
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I wish I had more. Nothing like getting a sharp piece of metal shoved through your genitalia.

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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: No Agenda]
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Negative.
If that shit gets infected, you can lose your dick.  Plus, what if it gets caught inside the girls vag?  Even though thats a small possibility, its still a possibility.
Not worth it in my opinion.
Metal through clit hood, I guess I could understand although I wouldn't want to date a girl with one.  Metal through penis?  No thanks.


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Re: No jerk off for a week [Re: DragonChaser]
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Its not likely to get infected if you take care of yourself. Its not that hard to do.

I cant remember where I posted it but I have lost my jewelry in girls on multiple occasions. The first time it bothered them a little. But then I learned usually best not to even tell them, depending on the girl. It usually comes out on its own later anyway.

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