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rob my old job?
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I still have a key but they probably dont remember I had 2. I returned 1. They leave 200 in the register at night.

Its as simple as opening the door, grabbing the register key (i know the hiding spot), taking the money and leaving.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You'll be the first suspect. :sherlock:

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i quit 5 months ago. they gave me the extra key cuz i left mine at home one time, but they never asked for it back.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you'll probably fuck it up somehow.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do it.




Let us know how the ensuing prison rape turns out.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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They're going to know its an inside job, dude.

I'm sure they're not retarded stupid.  The police will ask for their employment records if they do report it.

Will you get caught?  Maybe not.  Will you get in a shitload of trouble if you do get caught?  Definitely yes.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Sounds easy enough and you did quit 5 months ago. If this is a job that goes through a lot of employees then they'd have no clue, I'd go for it man.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I'd do it, if I knew the camera systems wouldn't be an issue.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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is it really worth 200 bucks?

i could understand if it was like a grand... maybe, but 200? come on. start doing less expensive drugs.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Seriously, you would rob this place for $200?

You must be a very poor, unskilled, lowlife drug abuser to be considering this.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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lol, I'd rather donate 200 bucks in plasma.

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:) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:smile:

Edited by Anonymous (09/19/12 08:27 AM)

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This just shows why criminals are so dumb.

Imagine you were investigating this crime.  First thing you see is the criminal used a key for entry and knew the hiding place for the cash reg key.  What does this tell you eh?

That tells them its an ex employee.  You are prime suspect with maybe 1 or 2 other people.

All it will then take is to match the footprint of your trainers or find a print in there for them to get you arrested where you will probably fuck up with some story abbout where you were at the time which doesn't check out.

For $200 its not worth it.  Just go and do 2 days work u lazy turd! 

And next time you plan a robbery use your brain.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Make your alibi with a good friend or family member and then do it. Make sure you have every outlet covered.


Get some friends that will say you were with them all night drinking beers and chilling. Make it even more realistic and hit the gas station up and buy something and walk out. Then you can say that you guys stopped at a gas station to pick something up around a time that's half hour before or after you really did it. More truth to the story that they can actually prove and they are more inclined to believe you.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Yea sounds like a bad idea if your going to steal then walk around your area and look for things made of copper its a fucking goldmine.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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It sounds legit, I would probably do it.  Let us know how it turns out... thats free money bro...

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Seriously, you would rob this place for $200?

You must be a very poor, unskilled, lowlife drug abuser to be considering this.


Yea.. fuck you too!

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I would do it if I thought I could get away with it

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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nothing like a 200 dollar ticket to jail.

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Re: rob my old job? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Go Directly to Jail, Don't Pass Go, Don't Collect $200

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