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best night of my life 2
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so a couple of nights ago i took the woman out to Niagra Falls...

we went down to the falls and checked it out..

i was trippin balls and they have these lights that make the falls all kinds of colors, that was fuckin awesome

then we went down to montanas and had all you can eat RIBS!!
that was fuckin awesome too

after all that we went to a hotel with this heart shaped jacuzzi, she put on this sexy little outfit, i layed her on the bed and ate her pussy for a good half hour, drove her completely nutz

then we were fucking for a while and she pulled out her lil vibrator and i put it in her ass while i was fucking her doggy style, vibrating pussy is fucking awesome!!

then a while later i fired up the jacuzzi we jumped in and she sucked my dick like a damn porn star, it was fuckin hot, then we chilled a bit, i smoked a couple joints drank a few more vex coolers

then we went out in the car again and we were just kinds ridin around poundin the tunes, i got 2 12s in the back of my car so it was real louad, and this dude got all pissed off and was like "HEY WTF KINDA NIGGER MUSIC IS THAT"  or something like that, and i just kinda yelled out the window FUCK YOU! then he fuckin yealls FAGGOT!!! and that really pissed me off, so i fuckin jumkped out walked up and popped him right in his mouth, he fell down and smacked his head off the cement pretty hard....so i kicked him in the ribs and took his pack of smokes and 315 bucks out  of his pocket!!!

MOTHERFUCKER JUST PAID FOR HALF MY NIGHT!!

there was people everywhere, i seen a couple black guys heads turn when he yelled nigger, and they were yellin YEEEEAH when i hit him...

it felt so fuckin good dude...

we went back to the hotel and played in the jacuzzi some more and fucked a couple more times....up until 6am fucking, then i stayed up a smoked a couple more joints on the balcony, i rolled up a mix of 2 different kinds of good bud and some blonde hash, they were nice dubes

got back home the next day and a good freind of mine had 5oz of shrooms ready for me

best night of my life, so far....

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what a bullshit fight story,

no one who cannot take 1 punch starts a fight

not to mention you sound like some trash yourself

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #2]
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op here, fuck you man, the guy was a bitch, maybe 20 yrs old skinny redneck fuck probably just like you

and he probably wouldnt have been down if he didnt smack his head off the cement...

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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if you've ever gotten in a fight, you'd know how hard it is to knock someone out in one punch, especially if they see you walking across a parking lot like that. get this kid outta here.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I love these whitetrash "best night of my life" stories.

Really, the whole story is:  You got high and had sex.  Who hasn't?  I mean, your story sounds like an average weekend.

You have a sad, sad life my friend,.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
I love these whitetrash "best night of my life" stories.

Really, the whole story is:  You got high and had sex.  Who hasn't?  I mean, your story sounds like an average weekend.

You have a sad, sad life my friend,.


yeah and theres only more to come, they arent actually the best nights of my life, just thought it was a good title..

whenever something real good happens ill be sure to post it up so everyone can tell me that im a BS liar cause they are fuckin jealous or something

avaerage weekend for me maybe, you probably sat at home and fuckin wanked it all day

asshole

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I believe it. Maybe because you look at statistics and science to gether you believe it can't be done. Believe me it can.

I know some dude who was in the mall. He was chilling with his friends and some dude kept mugging him for some reason. He kept mugging him and the dude asked wtf you looking at? The guy that was mugging said you bitch. The dude socked him so hard he broke his jaw and nose. One punch broke his jaw and the 2 that followed hit him straight in the nose. The nose knocked him out.

My other friend socked this Indian dude in the face and knocked him out because he kept saying, "DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM" My friend just clocked him hahaha.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
whenever something real good happens ill be sure to post it up so everyone can tell me that im a BS liar cause they are fuckin jealous or something

avaerage weekend for me maybe, you probably sat at home and fuckin wanked it all day




No, I completely believe you.  What i'm trying to say is that if this is the highlight of your life, you are a loser.

Most people consider "the best" times of their life to be times of great achievement. 

To top it all off, you are such a scummy trashball that you had to rob someone to finance your weekend.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Quote:
To top it all off, you are such a scummy trashball that you had to rob someone to finance your weekend.


i lol'd

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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underage kid got drunk, got laid and punched another 15 year old kid

/end story

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #7]
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i smell a loser trying to boost his ego in an anonymous forum.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
i smell a loser trying to boost his ego in an anonymous forum.




may the force be with you

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #9]
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not reaally the highlight of my life, just thought it was fun, and people here should love to hear about pussy fightin and drugs

what a bunch of fags, even if i am a liar, would you rather go read the "i ate my cum" threads

fuck off

next time ill put best night ever, or something but i will have more stories,

heres a pic if ya dont beleive me


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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
not reaally the highlight of my life, just thought it was fun, and people here should love to hear about pussy fightin and drugs

what a bunch of fags, even if i am a liar, would you rather go read the "i ate my cum" threads

fuck off

next time ill put best night ever, or something but i will have more stories,

heres a pic if ya dont beleive me




In my capacities as a psychologist, I hereby declare you an unbelievable douche with self-esteem issues.


Have fun with that.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Since you didn't get it the first time:  We believe you.

We're just not impressed.

It's sad that such things are so worthwhile to you.

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:



i'm surprised that fat bitch fits in the tub!

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
if you've ever gotten in a fight, you'd know how hard it is to knock someone out in one punch, especially if they see you walking across a parking lot like that. get this kid outta here.



I'm not siding with this kid cuz I too believe either one, it's all bullshit, or two, he is just a piece of shit. Plus, this ain't the seventies. You don't knock someone out & rob them @ an intersection with multiple witnesses & just go on about life.

On the other hand, I am an underground streetfighter. I fight about 3 fights a week. I would say that 60 percent of my fights in the past 2 years have ended in one punch knockouts. That is with the other guy knowing I am there to knock him out.

So no, it is not that hard to knock someone out in one punch. Maybe for the majority of the population. Although we know nothing about this guy. He could really be a bad ass! Or he could be Wickedsick making up stories again?

:rofl2:

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Mmm his girl looks hot with that kinky lingerie, shes got a nice rack too :smile:

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #12]
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fuck bitches, get money

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Re: best night of my life 2 [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
fuck bitches, get money


Who says you can't have both?? You need drugs too!:cool:

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