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How the fuck do you get a woman?
    #8714724 -

Seriously?


I had about 10 of them I was talking too and I couldn't even get 1 of them.  I must just be the ugliest fucker alive or something.

I dont understand.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You don't "get" a woman. A woman gets you.

If you confident,and You are who you are, they come to you. ( as long as your not a fucking creep)

I've rarely every gone out and hit on chicks,and have never had a problem with not having a chick around.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You sound like you don't want to sound desperate but you're desperate and it must be rubbing off with the way you interact with woman.

Just play it cool and try to quit acting like all you want is to be friends.  The moment a girl picks up on that then that's all you'll ever be is just friends.  Instead of a handshake or a hug try fingering them and sniffing your fingers.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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whats a creep?

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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So what I just talk to them be nice and hope they will come to me.

I've done that and they never come to me.  Why would they.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8714773 -

Are you from a small village in Zimbabwe?


Creep
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14. Slang. a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
  Why would they.



^ that's why,dumb ass. No matter how confident you think you are....you aren't.

Basically, It aint gonna Happen until you stop Giving a fuck. Because the more you care about it, the more it shows.

Chicks are like sharks dude, they smell fear,desperation,and all that other shit.  A chick wants a dude that doesn't need her. (until your guys are together than it's the opposite,hah)

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
So what I just talk to them be nice and hope they will come to me.

I've done that and they never come to me.  Why would they.



You just need to be a little more forward with your actions.  Talking and being nice work sometimes but if you're really interested use a little body language you know like touch the hand or forearm or depending on how close you are the hair and comment on how nice it smells and how soft it is.  Make sure you don't get a raging see through the pants boner either or it might result in a slap to the face.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8714884 -

Meh, im clearly doomed to a life of drugs and hookers

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8714955 -

Treat them like shit and act like you don't care at all, it works.

Seriously I used to be such a nice guy thinking that my morals and caring attitude would attract women, but it's not what they want. I eventually got sick of opening doors, being a complete gentleman on dates and having nothing to show for it but feeling used emotionally and financially. Then finding out the same girls I've spent time and money on end up fucking some asshole guy they met at a bar.

I decided to do an experiment: every time I saw a girl I liked or a girl who would hit on me I would just straight up be an asshole, saying sexual remarks or putting them down with comments about their hair or clothes (I figured I had nothing to lose since I wasn't getting anywhere with them anyway, so who gave a shit if they thought I was an asshole, at least I was having fun.)

As soon as I started acting like I was better then they were then they started to hang around me like a magnet. It was like they needed my approval since I now seemed like a very hard guy to please and not a regular guy who hit on them and gave them compliments all day.  Ironically when I treated them like a piece of meat and just a sex object they would almost jump at the chance when I mentioned we go back to my place.

I eventually became that 'asshole at the bar' and now find it much easier to pick up women. This approach doesn't work if you are looking for a relationship, just if you are trying to get laid. Maybe some women genuinely do want nice guys when they get older and have fucked around with a few hundred assholes but until then I'm not spending any more money buying drinks or going on dates. :thumbup:

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Meh, im clearly doomed to a life of drugs and hookers



nothing wrong with that.

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Re: How the fuck do you get a woman? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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until he cant get the hookers any more

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