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The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head.
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What movie do you choose?

It's the last thing you are ever going to watch. It's the last piece of humanly created art you are going to engage with. It's the last lesson you're going to learn - on this plane, anyway.

What would it be?

I'd pick Stop Making Sense, the Talking Heads concert documentary. It's a concert that tells a story and well, I just think it's the only thing I'd want to see in that situation. Plus the fact that track 1 is Psycho Killer and track 2 is Heaven...well...it's just too perfect.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Peewee's Big Adventure.
That way I would be in a coma and never even know the kidnapper shot me...


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"When the government fears the people, we have democracy.  When the people fear the government, we have tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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ONE

Edited by norml840 (06/25/08 08:18 PM)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Maybe a lame choice, but the first thing that popped in my head was The Fountain. With more time to think I might have a different answer.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: norml840]
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According to the internets there's a movie that is 87 hours long titled "Cure for Insomnia" and hopefully the killer would get bored out of his mind and leave or perhaps fall asleep.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: learningtofly]
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"Baseketball" hands down.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
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:lol: Awesome.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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It's a Beautiful Life


maybe it'll have some effect on his emotional state and change his mind about senselessly murdering me


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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StrandedVoyager said:
The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.


You're very likely strappped to some sort of chair and he's possibly on a lot of meth.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
StrandedVoyager said:
The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.


You're very likely strappped to some sort of chair and he's possibly on a lot of meth.


damn......the situation you have created is inescabable.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: norml840]
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I'd watch Requiem for a Dream, maybe he'd get a jonesin' for some more drugs early on and then OD.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: jewunit]
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In that case I'd watch Old Yellar and then try to make him feel bad and guilty enough that he'll let me go when Yellar gets one in the head.


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: jewunit]
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Slayer - Still Reigning


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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hmmm

Ive been thinking about this for a minute now and cant seem to make up my mind.

My problem is that if it was going to be the last movie id ever see i wouldnt want to see a movie id already seen. Its hard to decide cause what if the movie sucks :shocked: youd watch a crappy movie then die.

:sad:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Seriously, it would have to be Stand By Me.  I have always loved that film.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I'd shoot them first.  Problem solved.  :smile:

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Geomancer]
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So many of you are so unwilling to confront the possibility of death that you won't even give in to it in a hypothetical situation. How the hell do you do high doses?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Well, you are using a ridiculous example.  Why would one not fight back if they were being kidnapped?  I was being honest, if some meth head tried to "kidnap" me, I'd shoot them instead of letting them abduct and then do whatever they wanted to me.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Ken Burns' Baseball count?  :smile:


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