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The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head.
    #8563756 - 06/25/08 06:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

What movie do you choose?

It's the last thing you are ever going to watch. It's the last piece of humanly created art you are going to engage with. It's the last lesson you're going to learn - on this plane, anyway.

What would it be?

I'd pick Stop Making Sense, the Talking Heads concert documentary. It's a concert that tells a story and well, I just think it's the only thing I'd want to see in that situation. Plus the fact that track 1 is Psycho Killer and track 2 is Heaven...well...it's just too perfect.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563761 - 06/25/08 06:17 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Peewee's Big Adventure.
That way I would be in a coma and never even know the kidnapper shot me...


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563762 - 06/25/08 06:17 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

ONE

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563766 - 06/25/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe a lame choice, but the first thing that popped in my head was The Fountain. With more time to think I might have a different answer.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: norml840]
    #8563767 - 06/25/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

According to the internets there's a movie that is 87 hours long titled "Cure for Insomnia" and hopefully the killer would get bored out of his mind and leave or perhaps fall asleep.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: learningtofly]
    #8563774 - 06/25/08 06:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

"Baseketball" hands down.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
    #8563776 - 06/25/08 06:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: Awesome.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
    #8563779 - 06/25/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563780 - 06/25/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

It's a Beautiful Life


maybe it'll have some effect on his emotional state and change his mind about senselessly murdering me


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8563787 - 06/25/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.




You're very likely strappped to some sort of chair and he's possibly on a lot of meth.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563795 - 06/25/08 06:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.




You're very likely strappped to some sort of chair and he's possibly on a lot of meth.



damn......the situation you have created is inescabable.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: norml840]
    #8563798 - 06/25/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'd watch Requiem for a Dream, maybe he'd get a jonesin' for some more drugs early on and then OD.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: jewunit]
    #8563812 - 06/25/08 06:31 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

In that case I'd watch Old Yellar and then try to make him feel bad and guilty enough that he'll let me go when Yellar gets one in the head.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: jewunit]
    #8563813 - 06/25/08 06:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Slayer - Still Reigning


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563855 - 06/25/08 06:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

hmmm

Ive been thinking about this for a minute now and cant seem to make up my mind.

My problem is that if it was going to be the last movie id ever see i wouldnt want to see a movie id already seen. Its hard to decide cause what if the movie sucks :shocked: youd watch a crappy movie then die.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8563859 - 06/25/08 06:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Seriously, it would have to be Stand By Me.  I have always loved that film.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563875 - 06/25/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'd shoot them first.  Problem solved.  :smile:

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Geomancer]
    #8563879 - 06/25/08 06:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

So many of you are so unwilling to confront the possibility of death that you won't even give in to it in a hypothetical situation. How the hell do you do high doses?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563888 - 06/25/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Well, you are using a ridiculous example.  Why would one not fight back if they were being kidnapped?  I was being honest, if some meth head tried to "kidnap" me, I'd shoot them instead of letting them abduct and then do whatever they wanted to me.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563889 - 06/25/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Ken Burns' Baseball count?  :smile:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563890 - 06/25/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Geomancer]
    #8563899 - 06/25/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Blah blah, okay, you're being That Guy, the one that Doesn't Want To Play the Game, so he thinks he's playing Devil's Advocate but he's actually just being Annoying.

Penguarky - definitely. It was one of my runner-ups, but I decided a shorter moviwe with a great impact would be better than stretching out the end of my life.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563914 - 06/25/08 07:07 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

OK

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: sui]
    #8563925 - 06/25/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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hmmm

Ive been thinking about this for a minute now and cant seem to make up my mind.

My problem is that if it was going to be the last movie id ever see i wouldnt want to see a movie id already seen. Its hard to decide cause what if the movie sucks :shocked: youd watch a crappy movie then die.

:sad:




That sounds like that could be the plot of TV show. Maybe throw in some robots and a space ship and a evil mad scientist. I'm going to have to remember this idea and develop it later to make millions.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563929 - 06/25/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Blah blah, okay, you're being That Guy, the one that Doesn't Want To Play the Game, so he thinks he's playing Devil's Advocate but he's actually just being Annoying.

Penguarky - definitely. It was one of my runner-ups, but I decided a shorter moviwe with a great impact would be better than stretching out the end of my life.




:lol: to the annoying guy.

Good point on shorter movie.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563938 - 06/25/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

peewees big adventure:confused:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Geomancer]
    #8563939 - 06/25/08 07:13 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Well I don;t know exactly what movie I would pick but I know I would want a movie that captures how beautifully inspirational life can truely be, a movie that is so beautiful that I cry, not because I'm sad but because I now know that I had been blessed to have lived life this long before and meth head killed me. That way I would have some peace with it.

I'm trippin a lil to so that influences my decision but I don't think it'd be different if I was trippin.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #8563968 - 06/25/08 07:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

So does the kidnapper have an unlimited library with billions of titles and every film ever made? Or do I have to make a quick trip to Blockbuster with him? Will he buy the pop corn and soda or is he a cheap kidnapper/murderer in that I have to buy my own food and drink while he picks up the movie? What happens if I ask for an obscure title that he doesn't have? Do I go free?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8563978 - 06/25/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You make me want to cry.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: thoughts]
    #8563988 - 06/25/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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peewees big adventure:confused:




Yeah that sarcasm.  Didn't translate well, I guess.  That's why I added the being put in a coma part. 
It was a joke...

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563992 - 06/25/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I might pick a 600+ gangbang creampie video...


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8563994 - 06/25/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

As someone else mentioned, probably The Fountain. Going out with beauty in your heart or some emo shit. :thumbup:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8563996 - 06/25/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Or maybe the Houston 500?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: unbeliever]
    #8563999 - 06/25/08 07:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

thanks for reminding me
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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564002 - 06/25/08 07:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Was that to strandedvoyager or me? Cuz he deff has my mind sppinning.

Take it as what he said- u get to watch one movie(where it comes from doesnt matter u get to watch it) and when whatever movie u chose is done he's going to shoot u in the head no way out of it thats whats gonna happen period. Ur making this into a questions game when really all it is is would u be able to choose a movie and watch it before u get shot in the head thats what it is.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564006 - 06/25/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

there is always "Hated"
That GG Allin documentary?  As I force the killer into watching this, I will at least give him a good excuse for executing me...

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #8564008 - 06/25/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Was that to strandedvoyager or me? Cuz he deff has my mind sppinning.

Take it as what he said- u get to watch one movie(where it comes from doesnt matter u get to watch it) and when whatever movie u chose is done he's going to shoot u in the head no way out of it thats whats gonna happen period. Ur making this into a questions game when really all it is is would u be able to choose a movie and watch it before u get shot in the head thats what it is.




I don't like you that much. :stoned:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: thoughts]
    #8564018 - 06/25/08 07:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

There's been a 600 creampie video?

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #8564021 - 06/25/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Was that to strandedvoyager or me? Cuz he deff has my mind sppinning.

Take it as what he said- u get to watch one movie(where it comes from doesnt matter u get to watch it) and when whatever movie u chose is done he's going to shoot u in the head no way out of it thats whats gonna happen period. Ur making this into a questions game when really all it is is would u be able to choose a movie and watch it before u get shot in the head thats what it is.




Ha, no you make me want to laugh because you are tripping, he makes me want to cry because he is asking so many freakin' questions!  What're you on, anyway? :sherlock:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564026 - 06/25/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

OK...am I being forced to watch a movie first?  Or do I have the option to just die now?  I hope I'm not playing the game unfairly, but honestly, I don't think anything is gonna be worth my time or be able to take my mind off the fact that I am about to die.  I'd just like to get it over with and eat the bullet.

But, assuming I'm being forced to watch something..."The Sound of Music".
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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8564030 - 06/25/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Was that to strandedvoyager or me? Cuz he deff has my mind sppinning.

Take it as what he said- u get to watch one movie(where it comes from doesnt matter u get to watch it) and when whatever movie u chose is done he's going to shoot u in the head no way out of it thats whats gonna happen period. Ur making this into a questions game when really all it is is would u be able to choose a movie and watch it before u get shot in the head thats what it is.






I don't like you that much. :stoned:





What I said could have came off differently than what I meant. But ur not liking me is ok too. :smile:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #8564034 - 06/25/08 07:35 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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OK...am I being forced to watch a movie first?  Or do I have the option to just die now?  I hope I'm not playing the game unfairly, but honestly, I don't think anything is gonna be worth my time or be able to take my mind off the fact that I am about to die.  I'd just like to get it over with and eat the bullet.

But, assuming I'm being forced to watch something..."The Sound of Music".
No joke.




You are being forced, this could turn into some Clockwork Orange style eyes peeled open type of shit.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564036 - 06/25/08 07:36 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Pulp Fiction. I'd want to go out with a good laugh. Plus it's such a bad ass movie, who wouldn't want to see it one last time. :awesome:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564039 - 06/25/08 07:37 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #8564044 - 06/25/08 07:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I can def. respect the Pulp Fiction choice.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564054 - 06/25/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #8564055 - 06/25/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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I know I would want a movie that captures how beautifully inspirational life can truely be, a movie that is so beautiful that I cry, not because I'm sad but because I now know that I had been blessed to have lived life





Thats Baraka


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Asante]
    #8564059 - 06/25/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

This was my "I'm gonna make a Wiccan_Seeker style thread!" thread. How did I do?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564080 - 06/25/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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What movie do you choose?

It's the last thing you are ever going to watch. It's the last piece of humanly created art you are going to engage with. It's the last lesson you're going to learn - on this plane, anyway.

What would it be?




V for Vendetta.

Quoth the film, "I shall die here.  Every inch of me shall perish.  Every inch, but one.  An inch.  It is small and it is fragile, but it is the only thing in the world worth having.  We must never lose it or give it away.  We must never let them take it from us."

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #8564082 - 06/25/08 07:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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DuNeRaVeR said:
Waking Life




I would also probably prefer one that would help me come to terms with the situation.  American Beauty might actually be my choice.

Although I would probably be pissed the entire time that I didn't pick Home Alone.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Asante]
    #8564136 - 06/25/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

That looks really interesting and I can watch the whole thing on you tube which I will do tonight before I go to bed. Thanks for the reference.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564160 - 06/25/08 08:00 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Lots of responses, people take it seriously, you have the thread derailment under wraps, you're doing good :awesome:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Asante]
    #8564183 - 06/25/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i can't think of anything i'd like to watch before i died.

maybe like some nature documentary.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #8564186 - 06/25/08 08:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I recommend you to get the DVD version because then you can watch it fullscreen, as opposed to youtube's tiny grainy image.

Baraka is the ultimate salute to life on earth. I wouldn't want to watch a story or listen to someone talking stuff, I'd want to see some of the best things this world had to offer, most of which I never got to see, that final time.


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i can't think of anything i'd like to watch before i died.

maybe like some nature documentary.





Baraka, really.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: truekimbo2]
    #8564190 - 06/25/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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maybe like some nature documentary.



OOOH.  Good call!  The entire Planet Earth series on high-def. :thumbup:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #8564199 - 06/25/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Bush's State of the Union.

Because then you'll actually ask him to off you before it is over :awesome:


Or maybe Flatliners.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Asante]
    #8564248 - 06/25/08 08:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Boondock Saints


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8564254 - 06/25/08 08:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Asante]
    #8564308 - 06/25/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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I recommend you to get the DVD version because then you can watch it fullscreen, as opposed to youtube's tiny grainy image.

Baraka is the ultimate salute to life on earth. I wouldn't want to watch a story or listen to someone talking stuff, I'd want to see some of the best things this world had to offer, most of which I never got to see, that final time.


Quote:

i can't think of anything i'd like to watch before i died.

maybe like some nature documentary.





Baraka, really.




My sister got me the Baraka dvd years ago it seems now, it's still unopened in my dvd holder thingy. Should I watch it? Why?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: unbeliever]
    #8564319 - 06/25/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8564349 - 06/25/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

City of god

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564353 - 06/25/08 09:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Run Ronnie Run, at least I would die laughing and happy.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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City of god




Great Movie, bummer to go out on though.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #8564435 - 06/25/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

all three lord of the rings. gives me time to think of an escape plan.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: SlashOZ]
    #8564466 - 06/25/08 09:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I do like LOR, but ya gotta admit that the Clerks 2 summary of that series was spot on.

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    #8564523 - 06/25/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

lol yeah but its for the time to formulate a plan and hopefully the kidnapper will run out of meth.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: SlashOZ]
    #8564545 - 06/25/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Fight club.  The ending seems ironic and suitable enough for the situation.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8564613 - 06/25/08 10:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I choose the Apocalypse Now(Redux version).

"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. "


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Maverick]
    #8564618 - 06/25/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Id go with Baraka as well

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    #8564791 - 06/25/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

It took me about 10 minutes but I finally picked

March of the Penguins


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    #8564841 - 06/25/08 11:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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So many of you are so unwilling to confront the possibility of death that you won't even give in to it in a hypothetical situation. How the hell do you do high doses?




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    #8564853 - 06/25/08 11:16 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Waking Life




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    #8564916 - 06/25/08 11:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #8564924 - 06/25/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe I should name a book that hasn't yet been made into a movie (e.g. Atlas Shrugged, Survivor).  When it's pointed out that the book has not been made into a movie, I could inform my aggressor, "I'll wait" (to quote History of the World, Part 1).


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    #8564993 - 06/25/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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    #8564995 - 06/25/08 11:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Kada- Boondock Saints awsome movie I love it.


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    #8564998 - 06/25/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Baraka, really.




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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: unbeliever]
    #8565002 - 06/25/08 11:51 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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My sister got me the Baraka dvd years ago it seems now, it's still unopened in my dvd holder thingy. Should I watch it? Why?




WTF MAN! Watch it!

Why? Because it's EPIC AS FUCK

That's why.


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    #8565006 - 06/25/08 11:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

As for my final pick, it would be a toss up between:

Baraka
Lord of The Rings
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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565068 - 06/26/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Fight club, easy choice.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Neon]
    #8565271 - 06/26/08 01:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Pulp Fiction


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565359 - 06/26/08 02:40 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i'd tell him i wanted to watch a home video of him shooting me in the head, before he shoots me in the head. :wink:


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565623 - 06/26/08 06:46 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

After thinking about it more:

Pulp Fiction
Baraka
Waking Life
The Fountain
Requiem for a Dream

I don't know which of the five I'd pick (Requiem's only on there because I like it so damn much, probably not something I'd want to watch before I die.)


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565647 - 06/26/08 07:04 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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What movie do you choose?




errmmmm something really fucking short actually, I'm not gonna enjoy the fucking movie anyway :crankey:

(2min) short films FTW.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Merkin]
    #8565777 - 06/26/08 08:05 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565815 - 06/26/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I'd have to go with the Rite of Spring sequence from Fantasia (the dinosaur apocolypse).  Seems appropriately existential for a last watch.  There's some good suggestions here though.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565846 - 06/26/08 08:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.




You're very likely strappped to some sort of chair and he's possibly on a lot of meth.




:rofl2:

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565916 - 06/26/08 09:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8565996 - 06/26/08 09:44 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

American Beauty.  :rose:

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Veritas]
    #8566102 - 06/26/08 10:28 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Dude where's My Car?

Because maybe, just maybe, I would be motivated enough by watching that piece of garbage to drown myself on my own vomit...

or Dogma...

Carlin in a great role and why not go out laughing?


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: soulworksinc]
    #8566114 - 06/26/08 10:34 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Band of Brothers-the one thats always on the History Channel.
Its a long ass movie, and maybe I can make him pass out, or just say fuck it and kill me randomly :smile:

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    #8566610 - 06/26/08 12:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

just choosing from within the thread, renegade or fight club.  i've seen baraka, i don't think i'd want to go out on it.

honestly if i could pick i'd want just a movie of un-moving shots of different locations.  like 15 minutes of forest, 15 minutes of desert, 15 minutes of city.  something like that.


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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #8566623 - 06/26/08 12:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.




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    #8566624 - 06/26/08 12:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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just choosing from within the thread, renegade or fight club.  i've seen baraka, i don't think i'd want to go out on it.

honestly if i could pick i'd want just a movie of un-moving shots of different locations.  like 15 minutes of forest, 15 minutes of desert, 15 minutes of city.  something like that.




Then how about the Planet Earth series they had on the Discovery channel a while back.  Easily one of my favorite documentaries.


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    #8566634 - 06/26/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

yeah that sounds about right.  they did one about polar bears and one about deap sea creatures right?


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    #8566636 - 06/26/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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    #8566720 - 06/26/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

The Forgotten with Jodie Foster.

if he didnt kill us both half way through that horrible movie, at least I tortured him for 2 hours before he killed me.

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    #8568664 - 06/26/08 08:30 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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The Forgotten with Jodie Foster.

if he didnt kill us both half way through that horrible movie, at least I tortured him for 2 hours before he killed me.




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    #8568707 - 06/26/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Dont get me wrong he is a funny guy, just not a great actor. Smoke some bud and watch the movie, weed helps me pick out shitty acting. [/quote]

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8568768 - 06/26/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

What's the shortest movie ever made? That one.

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Re: The kidnapper tells you he is going to let you watch one movie, and then shoot you in the head. [Re: Boots]
    #19920801 - 04/30/14 09:10 AM (9 years, 11 months ago)

American Beauty for sure.

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    #19922463 - 04/30/14 03:45 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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    #19922535 - 04/30/14 03:59 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Eternal Sunshine is great but it depresses me so much that I can't watch it anymore.

I'd probably just tell him to do it, prolonging it by a couple hours is just more painful.

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    #19922601 - 04/30/14 04:09 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.



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    #19922699 - 04/30/14 04:21 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

the great gatsby


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    #19922702 - 04/30/14 04:22 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Maybe a lame choice, but the first thing that popped in my head was The Fountain. With more time to think I might have a different answer.





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    #19922705 - 04/30/14 04:23 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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The Cure for Insomnia an 87 hour movie. Let the fucker fall asleep and then I jump his bitch ass.



YES Jesus Da Martian Aproves this message #SWAGG




or jesus of nazareth. no mother fucker is watching that in one swing


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    #19922711 - 04/30/14 04:23 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Why is the kidnapper automatically a "he"? This thread is sexist


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    #19922740 - 04/30/14 04:27 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

lol I would ask for the longest film ever made.

Which according to Wiki, is Modern Times Forever, and it's 10 days long. I would plot my escape when he slips up. :lol:


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