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OfflineAdamist
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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Adom]
    #1569322 - 05/22/03 03:25 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I own "Relentless" and "Arizona Bay".

Relentless is definately the better of the two... I highly recommend to buy it, it's actually worth it. :wink: 


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Adamist]
    #1569356 - 05/22/03 03:33 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Did you watch the flag burning thing? Wasn't that great man? Boy everybody showed their true colours then didn't they?...Retarded nation that we are....Scary... People just flipped, they reacted like The Supreme Court approved of flag burning, know what I mean?
" Does that mean we have to burn our flags?..They said that we ha-"...NO NO NO NO NO NO, they didn't say that. They said that if someone wanted to burn a flag, he perhaps doesn't need to go to jail for a year...Pretty harsh on thier part huh?
"They said we should bur-"....They didn't say that, they didn't say that, they didn't say that
"Does that mean I have to go and -"....NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..Listen, read , think, calm down, relax, SHUT THE FUCK UP
"Well I don't get it..I don't wanna burn my flag"....THEN DOOOOOOOOOOON'T.
People snapped, they were like "Hey buddy, my dad died for that flag"
"Really?...I bought mine...They sell 'em in K-Mart and shit..."
"yeah..He died in Korea for that flag"
"Wow, what a coincidence. Mine was made in Korea..the world is THAT big man..."
No-one, and I repeat NO-ONE has ever died for a flag. A flag is a piece of cloth, they might have died for freedom, which, by the way, is the freedom to....Burn the.. fucking flag you see??..Burning the flag doesn't make freedom go away, it's kinda like Free-dom ok?..ok.
And they've had 4 cases in htis country's 200yr history, so it's not that big an issue. One of the hotter smokescreens they've put down the pipe. I don't wanna burn a flag, but what business is it of mine if you do?
Is it my business if someone wants to..Is it?...NO
Is it my business what other people read or watch on TV? NO IT'S NOT...THANK YOU
You see, when we talk these things through, it becomes a little clearer doesn't it? That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve and get on the fucking spaceships and get outta here.

I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion issue right now. Ready?
Those unwanted babies that single moms leave in alleys and in dumpsters? Leave about 12 of those on the steps of The Supreme Court.
This is over. Like that.
"You guys said we had to have them? Then you guys...FUCKING RAISE 'EM."
"Raise 'em then, you fucking fucking raise 'em. YOU raise 'em. You said I had to have it? Then it's yours. Fuck. It's yours..Take it"

You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call for ever end of story. You're another corporate fucking shill, another whore at the capitalist gang-bang, if you do a commercial everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink.

Do a commercial and every word you say is suspect, you're a corporate whore and uh...end of story.
And yes I have been offered commercials so I'm not jealous, and I turned 'em all down because......I'm not a salesman..HAHAHAHAHAHA.and I don't need money that's built on blood...OK?..ok.
(Voice from crowd) Who offered 'em to ya?
Well, in England, I did this..Classic England, I get offered a...this is the product, you ready?..."Orange Drink"
I'm going "ok, what's the name of it?"
"Orange Drink....it's called Orange Drink"..Classic England man, Socialist fucking nightmare.
I said "yeah guys, you really got my act down good, that'll be great."
(In Announcers voice).."You know, when I'm done uh...ranting about elite power that rules the earth under a totalitarian government that uses the media to keep people stupid...My throat gets parched..That's why I drink.....ORANGE DRINK.."
Yeah right guys, don't you see how it would all fit in? Don't you see how every word I said would be hollow and filled with nothing?".


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: silversoul7]
    #1571867 - 05/23/03 12:50 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

+ The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those people.

+ You know all that money we spend on the military ever year - trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race.

+ "There aint no one out there whos a fuckin; threat to us, okay? They dont exist.
Im talking now only of countries we dont arm first."

+ A lot of Christians where crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John."

+ You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

+ I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say, "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...





I wonder what kind of gems this guy would be coming up with where he around today?


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Adom]
    #1571949 - 05/23/03 01:29 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's amazing how relevant his material is today. Many of the things he said about Bush, Sr. are much more applicable to Bush, Jr. I mean, here we are, with another Bush in office, another deficit, and another Gulf War. I imagine he'd be saying a lot of the same things today.


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: silversoul7]
    #1571958 - 05/23/03 01:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah but for this to happen again? He'd be so outraged he'd be scarying the audiences away.


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: silversoul7]
    #1571966 - 05/23/03 01:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I have to admit that while I'd heard of Bill Hicks for years, I'd never really listened to his stuff, so I decided to.  I can't believe I didn't do it sooner.

I was thinking the same thing silversoul, I really wonder what he'd make of the world today, would he still be able to joke about it I wonder?

This rant had me cracking up :smile:

    This is the one, folks. This is the idea that has made me virtually an anonymous figure in America for the last 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle, I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick.

    If you have children here tonight, and I assume some of you do, I am sorry to tell you this: they are not special. (pause).

    Oh wait, wait, wait, hold on... don't misunderstand me... let's be clear on this. I know you think they're special. (laughs) I'm just trying to tell you: they're not. (laughs)

    D'you know that every time a guy comes he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? 200 million sperm. And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because 1 in 200 million sperm that load?we're talkin' one load?connected?

    Gee. What are the fuckin' odds?

    200... you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off my chest?with a gray gym sock. THAT is special.

    Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. THAT is special.

    And I want you to think about that, you... egg-carrying beings out there, with that whole holier-than-thou "we have the gift of life" attitude.

    I've tossed universes... in my underpants... while napping!

    BOOM! A Milky Way shoots into my jockey shorts. Ohhhhh.... what's for fucking breakfast?

    Thank you very much.


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In the beginning was the word. And man could not handle the word, and the hearing of the word, and he asked God to take away his ears so that he might live in peace without having to hear words which might upset his equinamity or corrupt the unblemished purity of his conscience.

And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Edame]
    #1572071 - 05/23/03 02:18 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Grey gym sock




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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Learyfan]
    #1573642 - 05/24/03 01:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)


LOL!


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Learyfan]
    #1574094 - 05/24/03 06:12 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Gray is a valid spelling of the word, but I just cut 'n' pasted the whole thing anyways :laugh: 


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In the beginning was the word. And man could not handle the word, and the hearing of the word, and he asked God to take away his ears so that he might live in peace without having to hear words which might upset his equinamity or corrupt the unblemished purity of his conscience.

And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

"Fuck you," He whispered, and frowned upon the pathetic supplicant before retreating to His heavens.


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Adom]
    #1574144 - 05/24/03 08:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Rant in E Minor has to be the finest of the commercially available releases - I've also got over 40 hours of rare material in MP3 format if you're interested.
PM me with your address and I'll throw a copy in the post for you.


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Edame]
    #1574550 - 05/24/03 02:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I wasn't correcting your spelling.

Just thought that line was gold.





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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Learyfan]
    #1574841 - 05/24/03 06:24 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

heh, my bad, I obviously mis-interpreted what you were saying :smile:


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The above is an extract from my fictional novel, "The random postings of Edame".
:tongue:

In the beginning was the word. And man could not handle the word, and the hearing of the word, and he asked God to take away his ears so that he might live in peace without having to hear words which might upset his equinamity or corrupt the unblemished purity of his conscience.

And God, hearing this desperate plea from His creation, wrinkled His mighty brow for a moment and then leaned down toward man, beckoning that he should come close so as to hear all that was about to be revealed to him.

"Fuck you," He whispered, and frowned upon the pathetic supplicant before retreating to His heavens.


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Re: Bill Hicks [Re: Adom]
    #1612179 - 06/05/03 05:55 PM (18 years, 5 months ago)

If you ever see "Bill Hicks - At war with the crowd" a gig he did in Chicago in 1991 it's one of the best things Bill ever did. It sometimes comes up on ebay.



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