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Flirty Girls with Boyfriends....
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Wtf, so this girl at work has been flirty as hell, but now I take a look at her facebook and it says she's all into jesus and has a boyfriend....

I mean...the looks this girl gives me makes you think she was about ready to go out to a car in the parking lot and fuck right there.

Women confuse me.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: circularvortex]
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fuck jesus man

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: usg543]
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Yeah, and then have a bunch of crazy fucking Nuns coming after you?

They're married to Jesus, and they don't share.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I don't think my knuckles could handle it...



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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8499646 -

Which Jesus, Volume 1 or 2?


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Jalruza]
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Volume 2 isn't YOU, is it?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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All women are sluts.  Fuck her and move on, thats all she wants.  Dont waste your time with anything more than getting your dick wet.

:2cents:


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I told Althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb
Althea told me cool down boy, settle back, easy Jim

Forever Grateful

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: jajapee]
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See but I don't know if she's just a little flirt and is just being an attention whore or if she really does want to fuck.  The boyfriend thing I could deal with, but the whole Jesus thing really throws me off.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: jajapee]
    #8499696 -

Yeah dude, who gives a shit if she has a boyfriend or loves Jesus. Just fuck her if she wants it.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: circularvortex]
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Her struggle with sin isn't your problem man. If you're a temptation to her and she gives in it's all good. A lot of people want to follow Jesus and love God but suck at staying out of trouble and are disobedient to the principles taught so she might be one of those....

Or you're just a horny fuck that picks up the wrong signals. :shrug:

Either way stay on that shit.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: DR. PRIME]
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:lol:  This wasn't a moral dilemma for me.  I'm not worried about her "struggle with sin."  I just don't like making an ass of myself, because I have been known to pick up the wrong signals before.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #8499731 -

Ill tell you a story. 100% true.  a girl I see downtown at the bars has been dating a guy for a while.  Friday she was alone in the bar, we left together, she gave me a knob job in my car and we went our seperate ways.  They just want dick man, FUCK HER!


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I told Althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb
Althea told me cool down boy, settle back, easy Jim

Forever Grateful

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: jajapee]
    #8499739 -

Well I could sure as shit use some pussy.

I got MAJORLY blue-balled the other day by the ex.  She's 19, so the bar thing is a no-go, whacha think, just ask for the number?


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: circularvortex]
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i heard if you take guns to shroomery gatherings you get all the pussy

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: jajapee]
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Back when I went to mormon church, the women there were notoriously hot, and would be super nice to you.  But you gotsta marry them for eternity if you want some of that.

Not that I ever wanted to be more than the perfec gentleman towards them anyways.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Ferris]
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I was staying at Southern Utah University for awhile last summer, and it was so fucked up.  All of these super-fine Mormon girls would show you around town and help you with your work.  But none of them drank, I doubt they had ever kissed a guy, and they were all SUPER innocent.

I'm no moral crusader, but I seriously would have felt guilty deflowering one of these chicks...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I actually think the world can do with a lot more woman like that.  Minus the whole religious stuff, but we're probably all a little over-sexed.  They're not total prudes either, I kissed a few of them in my day, but no further.  There's a difference between being cold and going about things with a little class.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Ferris]
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But isn't the job of a university to ready a person for the real world?

You can't send a girl like that out into the streets of Chicago to be an advertising executive or something like that.  She'll be eaten alive!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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The large majority of them get married before they graduate, as did my sister 6 months ago.  Also, they're not (all) as naive as you think.


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Re: Flirty Girls with Boyfriends.... [Re: circularvortex]
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Dude on myspace and facebook girls always put that they have a boyfriend or are engaged n shit. Its just shit they write for fun or so that random guys wont try to hit on them all the time.

If shes giving you signs, go for it!
And if shes a religious freak so what, jsut dont marry her  :rolleyes:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

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respect the can."


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