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I confess
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I havn't had a GF in 4 years and I havn't had sex for 10 years :eek:

Its true.  My last GF ran off with my best friend after me knowing her for 1 week.  I was just about to fuck her too.

I got offered sex 2 years ago but this girl is a complete whore that has already shagged everyone I know.  I'm a bit picky, I don't like to do whores.

Past few years I've just given up.  I don't even attempt to get a GF anymore.

I'd like one but I don't feel I can be bothered with all the pretending thats required.  I'm living proof that nice quiet guys never get chicks.  You gotta be a gibbering gameplayin asshole with spikey hair and shirt to get chicks.

Maybe a girl that doesn't mind a nice guy will come along one day but after all this time I've just given up hope.  Been thinking about getting some hookers though.  Seems OK 2 me.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I fucked up there, I don't mind whores but its offputting if they are gonna tell your friends how good or bad u r in the sack.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I hate that you have to put on a shirt to pick up girls; why can't i just bear back it without being ridiculed?

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I'd like one but I don't feel I can be bothered with all the pretending thats required. I'm living proof that nice quiet guys never get chicks. You gotta be a gibbering gameplayin asshole with spikey hair and shirt to get chicks.



No pretending is necessary. Women actually do like nice guys, but they dislike uninteresting guys a lot more, to the point where they would rather be with an asshole that holds some interest, than a nice guy who never says anything.

Nice is okay, but quiet is a problem.

Quiet people are afraid. Deny it if you want, but it is the truth. I used to be this way. I was afraid to say anything because I was afraid of how I would be perceived. What a fucking waste of time. And I looked at other (romantically successful) guys with disdain. I convinced myself they were all in the wrong, they were liars and manipulators, and spiky haired douchebags, but I WAS WRONG. It was me with the problem. I was afraid of looking bad or awkward or wrong.

Quiet people are not interesting. Now before you scream "Hey I'm really interesting once you get to know me!" realize that no woman is going to get to know you because she has not seen anything about you that is interesting. Interesting qualities have to be apparent.

You have to speak up, and of course it will not seem natural at first. You have to apply that little bit of pressure it takes to say more than the minimum, ALWAYS. It pays immense dividends. You'll realize that you are actually being MORE yourself when you are speaking up. Say anything, say stuff other people say. Just BE A PRESENCE, not a wallflower.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #3]
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move somewhere else from where you're currently living, then find a girl.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #4]
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y?

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Let's see. I haven't had sex since I was 22 years old and I'm 50 now. 50 - 22 = 28 years. I'm proud to be celibate. It proves to me that some humans can control themselves and maybe some day our species will learn to avoid Malthusian nightmares like what has started now with the energy crisis. There's over 6 billion people on earth producing tons of pollution and using up the world's resources at a faster and faster rate all the time.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #5]
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You don't have to be celibate, just don't have kids. 28 years without sex? That's a lot of pent up sexuality...

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
Let's see. I haven't had sex since I was 22 years old and I'm 50 now. 50 - 22 = 28 years. I'm proud to be celibate. It proves to me that some humans can control themselves and maybe some day our species will learn to avoid Malthusian nightmares like what has started now with the energy crisis. There's over 6 billion people on earth producing tons of pollution and using up the world's resources at a faster and faster rate all the time.


If I were you I would go onto craigslist.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I'm no whore but I love sex!

I'm starting to hear more and more people choosing to abstain. That's cool. Do what you want. But give us earthy, sensual people a break please. There's nothing wrong with our choice either.

But you know, if I sat around thinking about the pollution and resources, I probably wouldn't want to have sex either. I'd be too fucking depressed.

Anyway, back to guy in need. I agree with the one who said get out of your shell a little more.

Gosh people. EXPERIENCE LIFE! You only get once chance at it.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I can't get laid on account of tubbyness :sad:

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #9]
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^^ same. been two years for me. i've been working on getting healthier this last year but still feel no confidence to go out and find a shag.

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Re: I confess [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Not tubby... just afraid I guess... been 4 years for me...

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