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Anonymous #1

I want to kill this fucking cat
    #8063958 - 02/24/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Let me start off by saying I don't have the balls to do so and I do NOT condone animal cruelty. We're watching a friends cat that she can no longer take care of and it looks like were getting stuck with it. This cat has no personality and is a mean bitch. I try to talk real nicely to her and all she does is growl and hiss at me which drives me crazy so I smack her on the head. Which only aggravates the situation. My roommate hates her I hate her and I want her dead. She won't give the cat away and when I joke about throwing her outside she gets pissed. What do I do?


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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8063965 - 02/24/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rabidcatdog:


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Anonymous #3

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8064050 - 02/24/08 11:18 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You want her dead?

FFS dude, just give her to someone else or give her some tlc until she grows accustomed to you.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8064061 - 02/24/08 11:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hold her down, and bash her head in with a brick. It's the humane thing to do.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8064070 - 02/24/08 11:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:rabidcatdog: if you fuck with me i will kill you, i knew id catch you talking about me online you pathetic lowlife, when youre sleeping tonight youre done you hear me.
write your will tonight u sleep with the fishes


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Anonymous #5

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8064114 - 02/24/08 11:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
:rabidcatdog: if you fuck with me i will kill you, i knew id catch you talking about me online you pathetic lowlife, when youre sleeping tonight youre done you hear me.
write your will tonight u sleep with the fishes




:thumbup:


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Anonymous #6

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8064124 - 02/24/08 11:35 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You're fucking dumb.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8064185 - 02/24/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
You're fucking dumb.



Yea u dumb, better shut up before i write a support ticket fucker, pretending 2 be that terrorist cat u dumbo


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Anonymous #7

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8064423 - 02/24/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

have sex with it, it'll run away...


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Anonymous #8

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8064511 - 02/24/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My friend injected a cat with a crystal meth syringe. Got all wired and pissed off....

Just let the cat go. It'll go somewhere. Say it ran off..


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Anonymous #9

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8064535 - 02/24/08 01:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Spend some time with it. Feed it treats and get some toys. Some cats have trust issues. It's probably shell shocked and upset that it's changing homes, and the home it's gone to sounds none too loving. Cats take a long time to warm up to people sometimes and their personalities take a while to work out.

I have an evil cat. The first year of it's life it pissed on everything, bit everyone it met, ran around the house yowling, and stole drugs (seriously, the cat stole drugs. it new what they were and it took them). My boyfriend loved it because it refused to be a normal inbred cat and had it's own personality. After a year he started being nice, and now he's totally sweet and adorable, even if he is moody and bites too much.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8064585 - 02/24/08 01:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

My boyfriend loved it because it refused to be a normal inbred cat



Do you live in Georgia?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8064839 - 02/24/08 02:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Spend some time with it. Feed it treats and get some toys. Some cats have trust issues. It's probably shell shocked and upset that it's changing homes, and the home it's gone to sounds none too loving. Cats take a long time to warm up to people sometimes and their personalities take a while to work out.

I have an evil cat. The first year of it's life it pissed on everything, bit everyone it met, ran around the house yowling, and stole drugs (seriously, the cat stole drugs. it new what they were and it took them). My boyfriend loved it because it refused to be a normal inbred cat and had it's own personality. After a year he started being nice, and now he's totally sweet and adorable, even if he is moody and bites too much.




We have given this cat so much love and it just does not like us, at least not me. I talk real nicely to her and pet her and show her attention and all she does is act like a dumb bitch. Her other friend better take it this summer or I'm dropping it off at the humane society.


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Anonymous #10

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8066937 - 02/24/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

This cat has no personality and is a mean bitch. I try to talk real nicely to her and all she does is growl and hiss at me which drives me crazy so I smack her on the head.





:rolleyes:

Do me a favor and don't have children. If the cat's already agitated getting angry and hitting the poor thing is exactly the wrong thing to do.

When the cat learns you are feeding it and you stay calm then she will loosen up eventually.

She probably hissed at you initially because she was terrified and by hitting you proved her to be right.

A cat won't EVER be subdued by force. They are too independent for that.

Make sure you each time actually hand the food to the cat, and for the rest leave it be. Don't force yourself in her space when she doesnt want you there. Eventually she will very cautiously start approaching you.

The poor thing has lost her owner and the territory she lived in all her life. If you let her ease up and approach you on her terms it will probably be OK.

Is this an outdoor cat who is now forced to live indoor?


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Anonymous #11

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8067237 - 02/25/08 12:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Well, first off, you need to understand the cat is aggravated for a reason. Weather its mental, physical, some sort of abuse.... just understand that much first. If talking nice to it causes it to hiss...leave it alone. Hitting it on the head will only make things worse.

I love cats...and I've dealt with some pretty shitty cats in my day. No matter how bad, you can earn their trust...but if the cats out of control, just call animal control or something.

The way I earn cats trust...even the mean ones, IS NOT walking up to it or baby talking with it. I give it distance but let it know I'm interested in it by simply crouching down and trying my best to get it to come over and investigate ME. When the cat approaches you, it is much less threatened. Let it smell you and understand that your not going to hurt it.

It takes patience and love, both of which it seems you don't have. So just call the animal control and save both you and the cat the trouble.


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Anonymous #12

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8067627 - 02/25/08 05:10 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if you want to kill it, add some aspirin into a bowl of milk...


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Anonymous #13

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8067636 - 02/25/08 05:15 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

*whether

weather is another word for climate

skin the cat


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Anonymous #14

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8067654 - 02/25/08 05:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You can take animals to the humane society or similar places and they will take them off your hands for free.

Don't just let it go stray...


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Anonymous #15

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8067777 - 02/25/08 07:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
*whether

weather is another word for climate





No it's not. Look up "weather" and "climate" if you want to be correct.


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Anonymous #16

Re: I want to kill this fucking cat [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8067921 - 02/25/08 08:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

get a pair of stilettos and recreate that fucked up Japanese picture series


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