Anonymous said: Like everytime you have sex your gf says "is it in yet"?
Most "men" with this syndrome join a police department and make peoples life miserable over recreational drugs.
It's a great way to compensate having a very small penis, pick on people minding their own business, it makes you feel real big.
OK, we've been "exposed" so to speak. Yes we lie about drugs to the public, but we have to keep drugs illegal so we can make ourselves feel big by ruining peoples lives with our corrupt power.
You don't understand what it's like to have a small penis, sure we feel guilty after ruining peoples lives over some stupid plant. Sure we feel guilty after kicking an innocent persons door in and pointing a gun at an innocent persons head, but it's the only way we can feel big after taking a shower and having to look at our own tiny member.
We could have surgery to "enhance" our members, but skin only streches so far, and even after the skin has been streched the member is still small.
On behalf of narcotics officers everywhere, we apologize for bullying you innocent people because we have a tiny penis. Unfortunately, we will continue to bully you innocents for the time being, until surgery can correct our "shortcomings".
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