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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Anonymous #1

So I was nailing this broad....
    #7905536 - 01/20/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

for about three weeks. We had met once before at a hotel party but couldn't stand eachother. She's a total butterface, braces and it looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel.

She came down to my 'hood about a month ago (she's apparently good friends with one of my chums), and asked me and my crew if we'd like to come to this halloween party. I said sure, she gave us all a ride there.

Party was whatever, she dropped all of us home, except me, then asked if I wanted to go home yet. I said lets have a smoke at the local park (it was around 2am) before we part. Anyways we got to talking and she opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters (*credit to dave).

I wasn't at all physically interested in her because I thought she was a stuck up rich bitch who thought she was hot (she REALLY wasnt, maybe like a 3/10 face and a 8/10 body).

I guess it was my low self esteem at the time, but we ended up fucking every day for 3 weeks (she eventually got her rag). She was my ride to class daily, my sugar-mommy if you will. We argued alot, and eventually it mounted to her slapping me in the face for telling her to get the fuck out. I did the manly thing and punched that bitch in the nose. Im jk, I had a smoke and let it go. But I used this as an opportunity to get rid of her (she's really loud).

She goes all psycho-stalker on my ass and starts hanging out with my homeboys, and eventually starts fucking one of them (I've known this guy for at least 8 years). I didn't really mind the fact that she was, but did get kinda pissed when my buddy (who's fucking her) gets all defensive and shit as if I were his enemy.

So what is to be done?


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Anonymous #2

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7905541 - 01/20/08 12:08 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I don't think you're doing anything wrong, fuck the bitch, and hopefully your homeboy will come to his senses and realize a butterface sugar momma should never come in between homies. If he does let it get in the way, you know he wasn't that good of a pal.


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Anonymous #3

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7905569 - 01/20/08 12:19 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

do nothing
  • he'll be a twat for a minute here
  • he'll eventually realize the same thing you did about this woman
  • he'll then punch her in the face too
  • she move on to fuck one of his friends
  • and the two of you will be back to being palls again
    (while he'll be dealing with this same shit you're going through right now with him...only...with somebody else)
it's the great circle of life mang  :sheesha:


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Anonymous #1

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7905575 - 01/20/08 12:22 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I dont mind the fact that they're fucking/dating.
If they like eachother then great, all the best to them, because he is still my buddy regardless of who he is fucking.
But I feel bad in the sense that she started fucking him to get back at me, and he's falling for that shit too since he apparently hates me ever since I dumped her ugly ass.

-OP


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Anonymous #4

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7905698 - 01/20/08 12:58 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Is this posted here because you are afraid of some bizarre threesome happening? She moved from you to your friend, so just walk over to your friend and put your dick up him.


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Anonymous #1

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7905894 - 01/20/08 01:54 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

he has a weird looking cock
i walked in on him chokin' it

-oP


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Anonymous #5

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7906038 - 01/20/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

He's probably acting like that because he thinks what he's doing is wrong. But if he makes you out to be an asshole then he doesn't have to feel guilty.


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Anonymous #6

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7906800 - 01/20/08 06:31 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Nothing is to be done.

Forget about it. Find a new ho.

U and your buddy can laugh at her when hes done unless he marries the slag, then hes fucked. You just have to secretly laugh at him.


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Anonymous #7

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7907043 - 01/20/08 07:31 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

What is it with butterfaces? They think they're smoking hot for some reason when in reality they're ugly and usually really annoying drama queens.


P.S. I'm fucking a butterface right now too.


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Anonymous #8

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7907055 - 01/20/08 07:36 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

send her lowers and confess your love, then give her the rimming you've always desired.

problem solved.


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Anonymous #3

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7907100 - 01/20/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

yeah...them 'lowers' will win the heart of any girl  :smirk:


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Anonymous #9

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7907284 - 01/20/08 08:50 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yeah...them 'lowers' will win the heart of any girl  :smirk:



lowers work better than uppers?


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Anonymous #1

Re: So I was nailing this broad.... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7909276 - 01/21/08 11:39 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
send her lowers and confess your love, then give her the rimming you've always desired.

problem solved.




i should have dry smashed her shit box while i had the chance.

-oP


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