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Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot
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This was posted elsewhere as a news article. :yawn:

What would be news would be the headline: "Border guard admits to getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot".

But nooOOOOOooooo! Is everyone a coward? Are there no warriors in the world who choose an act then back it up?

How about a border guard, who says, "Yeah she was fucking hot and I was bored. What is one more baggie o' green going to do? Tumble Western Civilzation as we know it? And what man with a heartbeat wouldn't pound that curvy Latin ass?"

Or how about OJ saying, "Yeah, I stabbed that punk-ass waiter for driving my Ferrari and banging Nichole! So what?!"

Now THAT would be news, people!


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I once had a bad thought.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Icelander]
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Do you still have that pencil you took from the blind guy?


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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No I used it to stab my neighbors dog and he ran away with it. Bad dog!


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Icelander]
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(Thread derailed in under 1 post. A new record. Yay! :cheer:)

Always follow the blood trail.


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:mypleasure:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Icelander]
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I wonder what Nietzsche would think of our forum.

"Zat iss pheelosophy?! Vut die foulk?"

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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"The dead don't think" -Lexx


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Icelander]
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Was Lexx dead when he said that? Otherwise how could he be certain?


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Yes! Kai was a dead assassin. Check out the Lexx series. It's mindblowing.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Icelander]
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I know that somehow you are going to tie this back in to the topic. I am being velly, velly patient as I have read about how the senior mind wanders.


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:lol:  He's TWO years older than you are.

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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: Veritas]
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Two HIPPIE years! Not sure how to translate that though... :shrug:


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Re: Border guard denies getting sex to let prostitute smuggle pot [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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:snore:


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From dust you are made and to dust you shall return.

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