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She might be pregnant
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My girlfriend has very irregular periods. Sometimes she will be late for a month or two.

This is one of those times.

We haven't been having sex much recently, and we didn't have any condoms with us the one time.

Keeping the fact that getting her pregnant would suck, we ripped off the thumb of a latex glove, and used that.

That happened twice. I pulled out before ejaculation both times. I really don't see how it would be possible. But she is pretty damn late. She's been having cravings for weird food (again, normal).

It isn't that shes showing some signs, it's that she shows signs all the time, do I don't know.

Does anybody know what the chances are of her being pregnant? She hasn't had her period in at least 2 and a half months (again, its almost normal for her though).

I'm just nervous as all hell. I can't get it off my mind.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Mod edit, laughing at someone in this situation is not appropriate, or welcome here.


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

Edited by Capatalistc nomad (01/17/08 01:02 PM)

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
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All factors considered, including the lunar phase, her chance of pregnancy is absolutely, without a doubt, 20%.

Why don't you go buy a pregnancy test and have her pee on it?:naughty:

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Cubie]
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Take a pregnancy test... Thats what id do 1st. If it says no, then wait a lil longer. If it says yes, well... you get the idea


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I'm ok, really.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Cubie]
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Cubie said:
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well thats what id say if my gf was prego


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: AroundtheSon]
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edit...

Edited by trendal (01/17/08 12:28 PM)

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: AroundtheSon]
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AroundtheSon said:
All factors considered, including the lunar phase, her chance of pregnancy is absolutely, without a doubt, 20%.

Why don't you go buy a pregnancy test and have her pee on it?:naughty:


how did you get the 20% thing?

and how many people do you know that have gotten pregnant without wanting to be?

I don't think she's pregnant, it's just a possibility. A horrible, horrible possibility. She once didn't have her period for 4 months. That scared the shit out of me. She actually woke up with morning sickness, and started to throw up during it too. I was 100% sure she was pregnant until we got a test.

So I guess I'll get one.

but do you really think its 20%? that seems a bit high to me.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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edit


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

Edited by trendal (01/17/08 12:29 PM)

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Cubie]
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edit

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
AroundtheSon said:
All factors considered, including the lunar phase, her chance of pregnancy is absolutely, without a doubt, 20%.

Why don't you go buy a pregnancy test and have her pee on it?:naughty:


how did you get the 20% thing?

and how many people do you know that have gotten pregnant without wanting to be?

I don't think she's pregnant, it's just a possibility. A horrible, horrible possibility. She once didn't have her period for 4 months. That scared the shit out of me. She actually woke up with morning sickness, and started to throw up during it too. I was 100% sure she was pregnant until we got a test.

So I guess I'll get one.

but do you really think its 20%? that seems a bit high to me.


dood it was a joke ( a bad one at that ). There is no way for anyone here to know the chances of her being pregnat. Get a test.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #2]
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j/k kidding man :tongue: im in a playfull mood today


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

Edited by trendal (01/17/08 12:31 PM)

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Cubie]
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:lol: damn you guys. I'll get a test.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Might I remind everyone that this in not the forum to be joking around in. drkrobotnik was banned for what he said.


That being siad, GET A TEST KIT! You'll thank yourself later on for it, trust me.


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: trendal]
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sorry trendal. ill make sure not to anymore and thanks for the mercy....

and anony.... all i have to say is goodluck man


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Sid and Mr. Madhat <part one> A story by Cubie P. Cubensis
<> I WANNA SMOKE THIS BOWL <> <A comic by Cubie P. Cubensis>

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Re: She might be pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Keeping the fact that getting her pregnant would suck, we ripped off the thumb of a latex glove, and used that.



That is an essentially useless form of contraception. You would be just as at risk of pregnancy if you had not used any condom at all. A loose flap or latex swirling around inside of her uterus while the two of you have sex is not even remotely the same as a condom, which in theory will keep all of your fluids within the condom. And yes it is quite easy to get a woman pregnant even if you pulled out before ejaculation.

Get a pregnancy test and in the future leave the latex gloves for fingering her cooch or ass.


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Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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