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revenge starts here
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so the roommate. never. cleans up after herself. it takes her about a month to do her dishes that build up.
anyway she just had about three-four friends over. they made some kind of thing with eggs, i think cookies. and i just went to the kitchen to wash my bowl (they just finally left) she is in bed with the lights out.
and there is flour all over the table.
and a huge bowl full of dough or something caked and dried onto it and pots and pans, dirty, on the stove, and plates and bowls and forks spread out on the counter.

revenge sounds nice.
i want to just pour this eggstuff on her while she sleeps.
but.
the revenge between us would be never ending.
so instead i'm ranting even more on here.

only because i love you, shroomery.




so, tell me about your roommate revenge stories?

Edited by wearejellyfish (01/11/08 03:29 AM)

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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One time, when one of my roommates continually didn't do their dishes in college, I took their dirty dishes, turned down their sheets, and put them in their bed. And not neatly either. They had to sleep on their mattress that night, because their sheets were covered in pasta sauce stains, grease, etc. My other roommates (one of whom was on the wrestling team, thank god cause I'm a skinny weakling) backed me up on it, so the guy had no choice but to not retaliate, and you know what? He shaped up.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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man. i realllllly want to do something, but i feel like i can too easily be stepped on if i do something and she does something back (she can be a COLD BITCH if she wanted to, never to me, not yet, since i haven't done anything to deserve it, but i've seen it towards other people, and it's definitely not something i want towards me)
but i tend to keep quiet about her shit.
though inside, i'm pissed as hell.
i'm not a good verbal communicator i guess.
and she doesn't get the subtle hints i give out

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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You need to tell her to do the fucking dishes.

Stewing in your anger gets you nowhere.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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i feel awkward even speaking to her.
she is fucking intimidating, and i hate it.
i like living alone. well. compared to living with her. but i'm stuck here for another six fucking months.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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Sounds like you and your roomy just need to have a heart to heart with a bit of brutal honesty.  Otherwise, even the little shit will eat you up inside.  I think you were the one who posted a thread asking how to tell if someone was lying no?  It sounds like a shitty situation for ones home life and if at all possible it should be reconciled or get the fuck  out one way or another. :shrug:


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All that groks is God.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
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she wasn't the one that i thought was lying.
i'm hardly home anyway because i try to stay out of the house because i don't like dealing with her but tonight i had to stay home for a few reasons.
i'd loooove to get the fuck out, i think about it about every day, but i can't fuck her over like that. meaning moving out and leaving her to deal with paying full rent/bills until she finds a place, plus i don't think i can deal with the stress of finding a place midway like this and moving out and shit.
i don't know. six more months of this? and she's only been living in this house with me for about three in a half months.
wow.
that's all?
fuck.



i fucking love your icon.
i made a dinosaurs shirt a while back.
i forget where it is right now though..
i want to watch that show so bad again, but have no idea where to find it.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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http://isohunt.com/download/30681808/dinosaurs

:laugh:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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Look no further.  Here you can watch the joy that is dinosaurs. :wink:

http://www.boxsweeper.com/tv/Dinosaurs.htm


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All that groks is God.

Edited by Riboflavin (01/11/08 03:58 AM)

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
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ohh, that's even awesomer! it's too bad there are only 3 episodes though.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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get some xanax, crush it up, place into drink, make her drink, wait about 2 hours, have your way with her, get it on camera, then post on shroomery, oh and send it to all her friends and relatives. just make sure that her face is on one of her dirty plates while your doing your thing.

(this is only a joke. please dont take that seriously.)


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I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.....


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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Yeah, I was able to find the whole first season on mininova.  But a local video rental store I believe has the whole collection for rent, which is free because it's in the kids section (I love that fucking store).  :awesome:


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All that groks is God.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
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i found all the seasons on isohunt. it's 11GB though. i'm downloading now, but it's gonna take a while. i used to watch this show when i was little and loved it, i think about it all the time too because i've got a Dinosaurs bumper sticker stuck to my wall next to the computer desk.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Thanks for the link btw, I'm so downloading that. I remember being a little kid and seeing the special 2 parter on the gulf war(parody) regarding pistachio nuts. It really put things in perspective, when you think of the nuts oil-wise.:)


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All that groks is God.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
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yz!!

i'm not sure if it's all the episodes, but it sure looks like it. i'm checking on that now though.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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yep, it's all of them, plus special features too! nice.

on the down side, it's going to take me a while to get it. :frown:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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:topicsucks:


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I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.....


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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Bwah, My torrent client is tellin me 148 days, I hope that speeds up. I really don't want to dedicate half a year to this (but I totally would).


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All that groks is God.

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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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Slip a bar of soap in a sock and go wake her up :evil:


No, seriously, confront her about it and don't get so worked up about it.


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Re: revenge starts here [Re: wearejellyfish]
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who's name is on the lease?

if it is you: take a pic of the bad dishes an any other mess - threaten to show to landlord - she is in violation OF THE LEASE.

if it is hers: MOVE OUT - IT IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER.

OOD


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http://dictionary.reference.com/


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