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wearejellyfish
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revenge starts here
#7863242 - 01/11/08 01:23 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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so the roommate. never. cleans up after herself. it takes her about a month to do her dishes that build up. anyway she just had about three-four friends over. they made some kind of thing with eggs, i think cookies. and i just went to the kitchen to wash my bowl (they just finally left) she is in bed with the lights out. and there is flour all over the table. and a huge bowl full of dough or something caked and dried onto it and pots and pans, dirty, on the stove, and plates and bowls and forks spread out on the counter.
revenge sounds nice. i want to just pour this eggstuff on her while she sleeps. but. the revenge between us would be never ending. so instead i'm ranting even more on here.
only because i love you, shroomery.
so, tell me about your roommate revenge stories?
Edited by wearejellyfish (01/11/08 01:29 AM)
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One time, when one of my roommates continually didn't do their dishes in college, I took their dirty dishes, turned down their sheets, and put them in their bed. And not neatly either. They had to sleep on their mattress that night, because their sheets were covered in pasta sauce stains, grease, etc. My other roommates (one of whom was on the wrestling team, thank god cause I'm a skinny weakling) backed me up on it, so the guy had no choice but to not retaliate, and you know what? He shaped up.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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wearejellyfish
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man. i realllllly want to do something, but i feel like i can too easily be stepped on if i do something and she does something back (she can be a COLD BITCH if she wanted to, never to me, not yet, since i haven't done anything to deserve it, but i've seen it towards other people, and it's definitely not something i want towards me) but i tend to keep quiet about her shit. though inside, i'm pissed as hell. i'm not a good verbal communicator i guess. and she doesn't get the subtle hints i give out
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OneMoreRobot3021



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You need to tell her to do the fucking dishes.
Stewing in your anger gets you nowhere.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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wearejellyfish
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i feel awkward even speaking to her. she is fucking intimidating, and i hate it. i like living alone. well. compared to living with her. but i'm stuck here for another six fucking months.
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Riboflavin



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Sounds like you and your roomy just need to have a heart to heart with a bit of brutal honesty. Otherwise, even the little shit will eat you up inside. I think you were the one who posted a thread asking how to tell if someone was lying no? It sounds like a shitty situation for ones home life and if at all possible it should be reconciled or get the fuck out one way or another.
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wearejellyfish
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
#7863303 - 01/11/08 01:47 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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she wasn't the one that i thought was lying. i'm hardly home anyway because i try to stay out of the house because i don't like dealing with her but tonight i had to stay home for a few reasons. i'd loooove to get the fuck out, i think about it about every day, but i can't fuck her over like that. meaning moving out and leaving her to deal with paying full rent/bills until she finds a place, plus i don't think i can deal with the stress of finding a place midway like this and moving out and shit. i don't know. six more months of this? and she's only been living in this house with me for about three in a half months. wow. that's all? fuck.
i fucking love your icon. i made a dinosaurs shirt a while back. i forget where it is right now though.. i want to watch that show so bad again, but have no idea where to find it.
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Acidic_Sloth
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-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Riboflavin



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Look no further. Here you can watch the joy that is dinosaurs. 
http://www.boxsweeper.com/tv/Dinosaurs.htm
-------------------- All that groks is God.
Edited by Riboflavin (01/11/08 01:58 AM)
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
#7863333 - 01/11/08 01:59 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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ohh, that's even awesomer! it's too bad there are only 3 episodes though.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Broke
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get some xanax, crush it up, place into drink, make her drink, wait about 2 hours, have your way with her, get it on camera, then post on shroomery, oh and send it to all her friends and relatives. just make sure that her face is on one of her dirty plates while your doing your thing.
(this is only a joke. please dont take that seriously.)
-------------------- I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.....
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Riboflavin



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Yeah, I was able to find the whole first season on mininova. But a local video rental store I believe has the whole collection for rent, which is free because it's in the kids section (I love that fucking store).
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
#7863352 - 01/11/08 02:06 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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i found all the seasons on isohunt. it's 11GB though. i'm downloading now, but it's gonna take a while. i used to watch this show when i was little and loved it, i think about it all the time too because i've got a Dinosaurs bumper sticker stuck to my wall next to the computer desk.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Riboflavin



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Thanks for the link btw, I'm so downloading that. I remember being a little kid and seeing the special 2 parter on the gulf war(parody) regarding pistachio nuts. It really put things in perspective, when you think of the nuts oil-wise.:)
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Riboflavin]
#7863369 - 01/11/08 02:13 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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yz!!
i'm not sure if it's all the episodes, but it sure looks like it. i'm checking on that now though.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Acidic_Sloth
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yep, it's all of them, plus special features too! nice.
on the down side, it's going to take me a while to get it.
-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --
JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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-------------------- I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.....
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Bwah, My torrent client is tellin me 148 days, I hope that speeds up. I really don't want to dedicate half a year to this (but I totally would).
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Slip a bar of soap in a sock and go wake her up 
No, seriously, confront her about it and don't get so worked up about it.
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who's name is on the lease?
if it is you: take a pic of the bad dishes an any other mess - threaten to show to landlord - she is in violation OF THE LEASE.
if it is hers: MOVE OUT - IT IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER.
OOD
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mushbaby
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Here is what I would do.
Be prepared, it takes at least a week to work.
I would clean up the table and counters, but pile all the dishes in/by the sink. Then when she wakes up I would inform her that I had already done more than my part but I am not cleaning up the dishes. And I refuse to wash a dish until she had done them.
Then I would go to the store and buy some paper plates and cups (which I would store in my room). It will be nasty for a few days.
I wouldn't plot revenge. I'd go on strike.
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rexmundi
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: mushbaby]
#7864117 - 01/11/08 09:36 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Ok so me and my best friend let this chick move in with us and it turned out she a disgusting whore. Like dirty tampons on the bedroom floor that sometimes made it out to the living room kind of thing. It was fucking awful. I kept trying to be the nice one, making a list of chores and diving them amongst the three of us, arranging roommate talks the works. Bitch always made excuses and nothing ever changed. My bipolar best friend got tired of it and started some other tactics, which I did not condone, nor condemn. The funniest one I can think of was when he drew a target on her door and practiced throwing his knives at it, also he would only refer to her as "titties". She was gone shortly after that. whatever works I guess.
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I agree with getting your own plates and cups and stuff and keeping them in your room, then throw everything she made messy away.
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BrAiN
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Quote:
wearejellyfish said: so the roommate. never. cleans up after herself. it takes her about a month to do her dishes that build up. anyway she just had about three-four friends over. they made some kind of thing with eggs, i think cookies. and i just went to the kitchen to wash my bowl (they just finally left) she is in bed with the lights out. and there is flour all over the table. and a huge bowl full of dough or something caked and dried onto it and pots and pans, dirty, on the stove, and plates and bowls and forks spread out on the counter.
revenge sounds nice. i want to just pour this eggstuff on her while she sleeps. but. the revenge between us would be never ending. so instead i'm ranting even more on here.
only because i love you, shroomery.
so, tell me about your roommate revenge stories?
I've had many many many many roommates back in the day. I've had plenty of shitty ones and sometimes *I* was the shitty roommate.
In my experience, the best thing to do is just bug her about calmly it and if she doesn't change her ways then just tell her that when you're lease is up, you'll be looking to live somewhere else.
Revenge just makes things even more akward.
It's tough, especially when you live with friends because peeves like this start to test your ties.
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BrAiN
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: BrAiN]
#7864213 - 01/11/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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To be honest... the best type of revenge for this matter is to secure another place to live without telling her until the very LAST day before you have to resign a lease.
That will make her panic like shit that she's only got a month to either find another roommate, move back in with parents, or flip the entire rent by herself.
It's appropriate, subtle, rewarding in the revenge sense, and very effective
Remember..
THE BEST KIND OF REVENGE IS SPRINKLED ONA DISH BEST SERVED *COLD*
For those of you who don't get the metaphor.. it's about waiting until it cools off and then going for it.
Passive agressivenes.. my favorite
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why_not_me
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Broke]
#7864288 - 01/11/08 10:24 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Broke said:
Man dinosaurs was the shit it dosent suck
and to the OP, just be straight up honest with her. It wont sound bitchy unless you make it that way .
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