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mushbaby
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Registered: 09/30/06
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Here is what I would do.
Be prepared, it takes at least a week to work.
I would clean up the table and counters, but pile all the dishes in/by the sink. Then when she wakes up I would inform her that I had already done more than my part but I am not cleaning up the dishes. And I refuse to wash a dish until she had done them.
Then I would go to the store and buy some paper plates and cups (which I would store in my room). It will be nasty for a few days.
I wouldn't plot revenge. I'd go on strike.
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rexmundi
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Registered: 08/10/07
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: mushbaby]
#7864117 - 01/11/08 09:36 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Ok so me and my best friend let this chick move in with us and it turned out she a disgusting whore. Like dirty tampons on the bedroom floor that sometimes made it out to the living room kind of thing. It was fucking awful. I kept trying to be the nice one, making a list of chores and diving them amongst the three of us, arranging roommate talks the works. Bitch always made excuses and nothing ever changed. My bipolar best friend got tired of it and started some other tactics, which I did not condone, nor condemn. The funniest one I can think of was when he drew a target on her door and practiced throwing his knives at it, also he would only refer to her as "titties". She was gone shortly after that. whatever works I guess.
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Jadian
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I agree with getting your own plates and cups and stuff and keeping them in your room, then throw everything she made messy away.
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BrAiN
Art Fag


Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Quote:
wearejellyfish said: so the roommate. never. cleans up after herself. it takes her about a month to do her dishes that build up. anyway she just had about three-four friends over. they made some kind of thing with eggs, i think cookies. and i just went to the kitchen to wash my bowl (they just finally left) she is in bed with the lights out. and there is flour all over the table. and a huge bowl full of dough or something caked and dried onto it and pots and pans, dirty, on the stove, and plates and bowls and forks spread out on the counter.
revenge sounds nice. i want to just pour this eggstuff on her while she sleeps. but. the revenge between us would be never ending. so instead i'm ranting even more on here.
only because i love you, shroomery.
so, tell me about your roommate revenge stories?
I've had many many many many roommates back in the day. I've had plenty of shitty ones and sometimes *I* was the shitty roommate.
In my experience, the best thing to do is just bug her about calmly it and if she doesn't change her ways then just tell her that when you're lease is up, you'll be looking to live somewhere else.
Revenge just makes things even more akward.
It's tough, especially when you live with friends because peeves like this start to test your ties.
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BrAiN
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: BrAiN]
#7864213 - 01/11/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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To be honest... the best type of revenge for this matter is to secure another place to live without telling her until the very LAST day before you have to resign a lease.
That will make her panic like shit that she's only got a month to either find another roommate, move back in with parents, or flip the entire rent by herself.
It's appropriate, subtle, rewarding in the revenge sense, and very effective
Remember..
THE BEST KIND OF REVENGE IS SPRINKLED ONA DISH BEST SERVED *COLD*
For those of you who don't get the metaphor.. it's about waiting until it cools off and then going for it.
Passive agressivenes.. my favorite
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why_not_me
I live tranquilized



Registered: 12/03/04
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Re: revenge starts here [Re: Broke]
#7864288 - 01/11/08 10:24 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Broke said:
Man dinosaurs was the shit it dosent suck
and to the OP, just be straight up honest with her. It wont sound bitchy unless you make it that way .
-------------------- Feed Your Head.
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