Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
Anonymous #1

help me lick pussy.
    #7801501 - 12/26/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i have already been complimented on my eating out skillz.

but i wish to receive even more tips so that i may become unparalleled with my tongue at the controls.

:69:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7801610 - 12/26/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I garentee that she was lieing. NO girl seriously openly tells you how good you are at oral. They want you to think that you are good. They want you to think you suck. They want to control you.


Trust me, I was eatin pussy for years and most girls told me I was amazing. About a year later I found out that I was only OK and then the girl gave me tips to practice then she sucked me dick.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7801652 - 12/26/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I garentee that she was lieing. NO girl seriously openly tells you how good you are at oral. They want you to think that you are good. They want you to think you suck. They want to control you.


Trust me, I was eatin pussy for years and most girls told me I was amazing. About a year later I found out that I was only OK and then the girl gave me tips to practice then she sucked me dick.



QFT


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7801667 - 12/26/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here

lame well i was hoping for some more tips, i get amazing alot, ive gotten pretty good many times as well.

where are the girls to give me some good pointers gosh, and any man can give a pointer too. but only if it came from a girls mouth in the first place haha


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7801694 - 12/26/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I am much better at sucking dick than I am at eating pussy, as are most guys.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7801712 - 12/26/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OK heres how i do it. warm em up real slow with soft touch on their thighs, then touch my tongue real softly like one stroke down her pussy. then back off for a sec, more thigh touching, yada yada. then once i move on to licking her clit i draw the alphabet with me tongue, throw in a few figure 8's for good measure, remember slow and steady wins the race


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7801880 - 12/26/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Blow hard right around the.....clit, into like a thin stream...this is called a female blowjob.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7801885 - 12/26/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

draw the alphabet lol

id rather write my name


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7802073 - 12/26/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You don't lick it, son.  In fact you don't get your open mouth close to it.

Do you know what kind of bacteria grows in that filthy cesspool over a few hours?:argh:

Finger it and say that's all yer gonna get until it's go time.

Protect your mouth.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7802076 - 12/26/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I HATE licking pussy. It's gross.

But, the bitch better suck my dick or else.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7802113 - 12/26/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

guys that hate eating pussy make me laugh, i mean is it so hard to enjoy pleasuring another person? and if your so uptight that all you can think about is the bacteria you need to lose some of your inhibition and live a little, or are you one of those types that thinks about the germs every time you touch a doorknob?

either way:rofl2:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7802122 - 12/26/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You must be one of those types that likes licking asshole too.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7802132 - 12/26/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i love having the kind of control over a girl that you do when you are eating her out. it smells awesome, tastes awesome, and its the perfect prep for a good fucking.

if ur a dude and dont want to eat pussy then there is something wrong with you, as there is something wrong with chix that dont suck dick.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7802289 - 12/26/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
You must be one of those types that likes licking asshole too.





never tried it and never would, thats a whole nother ballpark right there

i mean its one thing to not worry about germs its another to dive tongue first into shit


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7802345 - 12/26/07 10:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
You don't lick it, son.  In fact you don't get your open mouth close to it.

Do you know what kind of bacteria grows in that filthy cesspool over a few hours?:argh:

Finger it and say that's all yer gonna get until it's go time.

Protect your mouth.



OMG...I fucken love yer pure genius on this one  :inlove:



most guys just say I'm gay when I suggest that shit  :nonono:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7802533 - 12/26/07 11:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The only way I'll do it is if I'm REALLY horny and the girl is really horny. Other than that it is fucking gross. And sometimes it's like shoving your face into a day-old fish. Icky.

What really turned me off to it was when I found out this girl I was dating was fucking other dudes and they were nutting up in her. I got really damn close to eating other guy's semen a couple of time. I think that's what my hangup is.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7804854 - 12/27/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

obviously you gotta be horny to do it, its not like a casual think like akiss on the lips.

but yeah girls what type of stimulation is best on the clitoris.

fast, slow, hard, soft?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #9

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7808013 - 12/28/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

obviously none of you guys have ever received head while eating pussy?!!? Best blow job you'll ever get    :headbang3:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #10

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7808029 - 12/28/07 05:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Girl answer: Guess what? Its different for all women. Imagine that. That means you have to experiment and figure out what gets each individual woman going. There is no specific formula that will work for all women.

Guys who don't go down on their ladies: You guys are nothing but the pussies you're afraid of. Try dating women who shower on a regular basis instead!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #11

Re: help me lick pussy. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7808039 - 12/28/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Good :lol:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* If you could pay to have other users banned... *DELETED*
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Anonymous 8,024 86 07/22/09 04:38 PM
by Anonymous
* I refuse to post anonymously here. Anonymous 1,762 13 04/08/10 07:23 PM
by Anonymous
* Talk to an anonymous stranger!
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Anonymous 8,556 89 07/08/09 10:35 PM
by Anonymous
* Hating how you look?
( 1 2 3 all )
Anonymous 5,070 50 02/17/10 05:09 AM
by Anonymous
* The "reality" of this forum - a disclaimer for n00bs
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Anonymous 7,498 64 10/05/10 07:21 PM
by Anonymous

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
1,058 topic views. 0 members, 4 guests and 2 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.