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Anonymous #1

My girlfriend is pregnant!

#7692966 - 11/28/07 10:15 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I can't help but get the feeling she's cheating on me though...

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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7692991 - 11/28/07 10:20 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

pray the dna test says so...

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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7692999 - 11/28/07 10:21 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.mauryshow.com/

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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693121 - 11/28/07 11:00 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

fucked up. That shit is a trip. Pregnant bitches be all whoa.

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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693153 - 11/28/07 11:10 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

punch her tummy full of baby juice. then make smoothies!

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Anonymous #6

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693167 - 11/28/07 11:13 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

That's funny dude, there was a fuckin dill hole that just posted a thread about getting his friends girl pregnant, was shroomery buddies...

Sound familare? go pop that kid in the jaw for yourself and me dude, asshats like that deserv it.

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Anonymous #7

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693179 - 11/28/07 11:18 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

that sucks balls, enjoy the oreo cookie toddler

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Anonymous #8

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693460 - 11/29/07 01:26 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #9

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693516 - 11/29/07 01:53 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

lol

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Anonymous #10

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7693923 - 11/29/07 08:01 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

I can't help but get the feeling she's cheating on me though...

Take that bitch on Maury Povich...

In the case of baby Anonymous.....Anonymous.. You are not the father. :cheer:

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Anonymous #11

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7694270 - 11/29/07 10:16 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

It's me the guy with the slut wife and stuck with a kid, PRAY THAT IT'S NOT YOURS KIDS RUIN EVERYTHING!!!! I know some poeple will tell you kids are a belssing and they're precious and all that shit but it's a lie. Kids are SUPER annoying and they never go away and they always need SOMETHING. It's a huge hassle and not worth the return. Kill her and hide the body somewhere. Even if you get caught you'll be better off in the long run.

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Anonymous #12

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7694318 - 11/29/07 10:31 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Dude if dont marry her just cuz you knocked her up, what ever you do. When the kid is born just get a DNA test. BTW how old are you to?

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Anonymous #13

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7694442 - 11/29/07 11:23 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Anonymous said:

I can't help but get the feeling she's cheating on me though...

That's just wishful thinking on your part.

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Anonymous #14

Re: My girlfriend is pregnant!

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#7695018 - 11/29/07 02:24 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

3.5

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