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My roommate is kind of stupid
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So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years.
Anyone want her number?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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Heh, that's pretty funny.
I feel the same way about people I know who are nutrition majors (I was going to be, but switched) and they eat like crap and get wasted all the time.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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she hot?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
she hot?


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so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her.



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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
she hot?


I'd hit it :hitit:


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Edited by forbiddendonut (11/06/07 05:36 PM)

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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lesbian sex ftw!


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Well if I offer to buy her drinks :smile:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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ill take her number

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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interesting. i recently started dinnertime bartending... i'm gonna have to look into this attractive women giving up sex for drinks thing...


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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forbiddendonut said:
So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years.
Anyone want her number?


Thats the best thing I've heard today, I'll take her number but I'm not gonna use it more than once.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: UnholyChild666]
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shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!


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So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
Put your vision to reality, yeah!

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: VisionsToReality]
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VisionsToReality said:
shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!


dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.


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:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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lets see some pics.

when shes drunk, get her to strip for us.

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Leanin]
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yeah, weres the shrommery web cam


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Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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Leanin said:
lets see some pics.


seriously.  i'm intrigued.

would it be weird if i banged your roommate?  my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks :sad:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
VisionsToReality said:
shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!


dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.



I have nothing to say in my defense


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Leanin said:
lets see some pics.


seriously.  i'm intrigued.

would it be weird if i banged your roommate?  my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks :sad:


No weirder than if she fucked my boyfriend. Wear a condom.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
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Interestig how she's going into nursing


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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it's her altruistic nature.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Is she altruistic to blow strangers without hope of reciprocation or future returned phone calls?

If so, gimme that number.


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