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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Maverick]
    #5361652 - 03/03/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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You know, set up your amp and when they're fucking, jam it, not only will they not be able to fuck well, but you won't have to listen to it. Or you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and pound on their door.




yea, or just in general play your amp really loud when they are in the house. Every time the fatty comes over just play that shit super loud. then maybe he will get tired of comming over. If he tries to tell you to turn it off, tell him to fuck off because you pay for the place and you need to practice.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: XUL]
    #5361681 - 03/03/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You're all thinking too small. Find out when and where he'll be somewhere public and get a friend with a vehicle he's never seen before. Throw on some ski masks and kidnap him. Threaten to cut his nuts off if he doesn't tell you wear the diamonds are. Keep insisting that you know that he knows where the diamonds are, and when he starts crying uncontrollably, take off your masks. Oh, and make sure you tape it and post it on the internet.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: AnarchysAvatar]
    #5361724 - 03/03/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

im pretty sure you could get arrested on several counts tho.

that would be funny, but hell.. i got arrested for having a toy gun in public. im sure if you kidnap somone and the cops catch you, you will be fined with public disturbance along with kindnapping charges, if the dood presses.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: XUL]
    #5361811 - 03/03/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haha

what where you doing with a toy gun in public?


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