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InvisibleChikitta
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I think I hate my housemates boyfriend
    #5360735 - 03/03/06 05:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

He spends all his time at our house eating our food and making out with his fat girlfriend in the shared parts of the house. She weighs about 13 stone and he must be going on 18 stone at least so I have to listen to their fat fucking most nights.

To make things worse, the bastard gave me (and our drummer) flu a day before our band is supposed to be playing at this battle of the bands thing.

And there's more - I just got a batch of decent rolls and have been planning on munching a couple tonight for weeks (has been over a year since my last one) but I'm stuck in my room with a headache and fever.

I need some sort of revenge. Suggestions?


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5360742 - 03/03/06 05:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Go fuck yourself ?


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: TYL3R]
    #5360750 - 03/03/06 06:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

kick his ass :boxing:

Oh I know if he likes eating your food leave some chocolate ex-lax out for him to find. Of course you may have to put it in a diff raper. Or give him some old bad food.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5360755 - 03/03/06 06:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

laxitive brownies


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: goobler]
    #5360955 - 03/03/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Put some vegies in the lower part of the fridge and put a note that states where to look for the vegies... (didn't think of that but read it somewhere... don't remember where though)


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Brakkie]
    #5360958 - 03/03/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You know, set up your amp and when they're fucking, jam it, not only will they not be able to fuck well, but you won't have to listen to it. Or you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and pound on their door.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Maverick]
    #5360965 - 03/03/06 09:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

epson salt is a really Strong laxative slit him a little of that and he will shit like never before


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Maverick]
    #5360966 - 03/03/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I doubt they fuck well anyway - was speaking to her the other day and she said he can't go on top because he crushes her.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: TYL3R]
    #5361034 - 03/03/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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TYL3R said:
Go fuck yourself ?




:thumbup:


Grow up.  Put on some headphones and mind your own business.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361045 - 03/03/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hah. You have no idea.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361046 - 03/03/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

I doubt they fuck well anyway - was speaking to her the other day and she said he can't go on top because he crushes her.





I wish that was cool with every chick.  then i could kick back and lay down while the brod does all the work... Ahhh that would be the life!!! :ass2mouth: :ass2mouth:


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5361110 - 03/03/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Take all the food out of all the cupboards one day while they are there and fill them with nothing but Slim Fast products.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5361137 - 03/03/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Chikitta said:
Suggestions?




keep the cattle in the barn.


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5361168 - 03/03/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Chikitta said:
Hah. You have no idea.




i have roomates from hell too, revenge won't help anything...


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: bobjones]
    #5361176 - 03/03/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

tape them fucking and post it on the internet.  Send them an email with a link the video. :smile:


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Chikitta]
    #5361441 - 03/03/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Chikitta said:
He spends all his time at our house eating our food and making out with his fat girlfriend in the shared parts of the house. She weighs about 13 stone and he must be going on 18 stone at least so I have to listen to their fat fucking most nights.

To make things worse, the bastard gave me (and our drummer) flu  a day before our band is supposed to be playing at this battle of the bands thing.

And there's more - I just got a batch of decent rolls and have been planning on munching a couple tonight for weeks (has been over a year since my last one) but I'm stuck in my room with a headache and fever.

I need some sort of revenge. Suggestions?




13 stone? 18 stone?  :confused:


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: 40oz]
    #5361444 - 03/03/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A British measurement of mass that equals approximately fourteen pounds.

182 pounds and 252 pounds...aka, biggins. :grin:


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361591 - 03/03/06 01:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They are worth their wieght in STONE eh?


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361641 - 03/03/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
A British measurement of mass that equals approximately fourteen pounds.

182 pounds and 252 pounds...aka, biggins. :grin:




does it smell like freshly cooked bacon after they go at it?


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Re: I think I hate my housemates boyfriend [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5361648 - 03/03/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

252 aint that big unless hes 5'4"


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