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Offlineforbiddendonut
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My roommate is kind of stupid
    #7603759 - 11/06/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years.
Anyone want her number?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7603769 - 11/06/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Heh, that's pretty funny.
I feel the same way about people I know who are nutrition majors (I was going to be, but switched) and they eat like crap and get wasted all the time.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7603775 - 11/06/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

she hot?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7603782 - 11/06/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
she hot?




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so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her.




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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7603787 - 11/06/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
she hot?




I'd hit it :hitit:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7603791 - 11/06/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lesbian sex ftw!


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7603817 - 11/06/07 05:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well if I offer to buy her drinks :smile:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7603823 - 11/06/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

ill take her number


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7603867 - 11/06/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

interesting. i recently started dinnertime bartending... i'm gonna have to look into this attractive women giving up sex for drinks thing...


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7603991 - 11/06/07 06:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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forbiddendonut said:
So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years.
Anyone want her number?




Thats the best thing I've heard today, I'll take her number but I'm not gonna use it more than once.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7604093 - 11/06/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7604129 - 11/06/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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VisionsToReality said:
shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!




dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7604141 - 11/06/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lets see some pics.

when shes drunk, get her to strip for us.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Leanin]
    #7604145 - 11/06/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, weres the shrommery web cam


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7604182 - 11/06/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Leanin said:
lets see some pics.




seriously.  i'm intrigued.

would it be weird if i banged your roommate?  my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks :sad:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7604185 - 11/06/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

VisionsToReality said:
shroomery phrase of the day:

male desperation!




dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.





I have nothing to say in my defense


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604382 - 11/06/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

Leanin said:
lets see some pics.




seriously.  i'm intrigued.

would it be weird if i banged your roommate?  my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks :sad:




No weirder than if she fucked my boyfriend. Wear a condom.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7604439 - 11/06/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Interestig how she's going into nursing


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7604445 - 11/06/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

it's her altruistic nature.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604462 - 11/06/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is she altruistic to blow strangers without hope of reciprocation or future returned phone calls?

If so, gimme that number.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7604472 - 11/06/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

being a lush is the most satisfactory form of drunkery there ever was. i am a testament to this as well


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7604489 - 11/06/07 08:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i don't actually know the extent of her altruism, i was just saying that in her random hook ups with guys and her going into the field of nursing, she's doing what she can to help out mankind.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604524 - 11/06/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Depends. Anywhere near the north carolina area?

If yes, then I'll take her number.

If no, then shame on her, she should know better! :rolleyes:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604530 - 11/06/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I was hoping she'd help out mankind by taking about a tablespoon of my essence.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Jrsxt]
    #7604535 - 11/06/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Are you guys being serious.. that's kinda sad?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7604547 - 11/06/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

jrsxt, are you a north carolinian? though i haven't met her, forbiddendonut and i attend the same university in nc, so i'm willing to bet her roommate does as well. it'd be pretty fucking strange and impressive if she didn't.


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7604607 - 11/06/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Somebodies gonna have a train run on them :grin:


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7604941 - 11/06/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

is she fat?


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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: AliceDee]
    #7605444 - 11/07/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

No visual evidence but plenty of people in line...good stuff. :lol:


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