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forbiddendonut
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My roommate is kind of stupid
#7603759 - 11/06/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years. Anyone want her number?
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boxcarguy07
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Heh, that's pretty funny. I feel the same way about people I know who are nutrition majors (I was going to be, but switched) and they eat like crap and get wasted all the time.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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she hot?
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makaveli8x8
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tiny_rabid_birds said: she hot?
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so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her.
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forbiddendonut
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tiny_rabid_birds said: she hot?
I'd hit it
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Edited by forbiddendonut (11/06/07 05:36 PM)
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tiny_rabid_birds
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lesbian sex ftw!
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forbiddendonut
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Well if I offer to buy her drinks
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usg543
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ill take her number
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tiny_rabid_birds
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interesting. i recently started dinnertime bartending... i'm gonna have to look into this attractive women giving up sex for drinks thing...
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forbiddendonut said: So one of them is a nursing major, yet doesn't have the sense to not get super smashed every freakin day. She's been to the hospital several times for alcohol poisoning. Last weekend she kept insisting that I take a bunch of shots of cheap vodka with her. She had about 10 within 20 minutes. Also, I was away one weekend and she saw my boyfriend at a bar, so she bought him eight beers and then insisted that he go home with her. This past weekend, when I was home, I heard her ask my boyfriend to "get naked" with her. Well, it's pretty funny. When she brings home random guys while drunk, she'll ask me "who is this guy in my room?" even if she's known him for years. Anyone want her number?
Thats the best thing I've heard today, I'll take her number but I'm not gonna use it more than once.
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VisionsToReality
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shroomery phrase of the day:
male desperation!
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Acidic_Sloth
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VisionsToReality said: shroomery phrase of the day:
male desperation!
dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.
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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#7604141 - 11/06/07 07:05 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lets see some pics.
when shes drunk, get her to strip for us.
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UnholyChild666
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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Leanin]
#7604145 - 11/06/07 07:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, weres the shrommery web cam
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Leanin said: lets see some pics.
seriously. i'm intrigued.
would it be weird if i banged your roommate? my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks
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Re: My roommate is kind of stupid [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#7604185 - 11/06/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said:
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VisionsToReality said: shroomery phrase of the day:
male desperation!
dude, that's been the shroomery phrase for as long as i've been here.
I have nothing to say in my defense
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forbiddendonut
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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Leanin said: lets see some pics.
seriously. i'm intrigued.
would it be weird if i banged your roommate? my fuck-buddy and i have been losing contact, and i haven't gotten any in weeks
No weirder than if she fucked my boyfriend. Wear a condom.
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Hyper_Panda_GO
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Interestig how she's going into nursing
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tiny_rabid_birds
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it's her altruistic nature.
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Is she altruistic to blow strangers without hope of reciprocation or future returned phone calls?
If so, gimme that number.
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