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Jadian
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Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

#4711123 - 09/25/05 06:42 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Friends took me out for my birthday, ended up drinking too much and missed work on Saturday, to top it off I lost my phone in my drunken stupor and couldn't figure out the number of my boss to even call myself in.

Going in tomorrow morning is going to suck.

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Jadian]
#4711141 - 09/25/05 06:47 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Good luck with the boss and Happy birthday.

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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4711148 - 09/25/05 06:49 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I told my friends not to keep giving me alcohol. Specifically said if I take more shots I won't get up. Damn my friends are convincing when I'm drunk though.

I'm never hanging out with them on a work night again.

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DNKYD
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Jadian]
#4711151 - 09/25/05 06:49 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I hate that feeling you get walking into work after you know you fucked up. Fortunately for me my employer has been very forgiving of me these past few years. Hopefully all goes well.

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dnL
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: DNKYD]
#4711160 - 09/25/05 06:55 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

i lost my phone too

it sucks

hopefully some kind soul will get it back to me

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Cowgold
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Jadian]
#4711162 - 09/25/05 06:55 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

good vibes to you dude.

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

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#4711505 - 09/25/05 08:30 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.

They will believe you.

ps. walk with a limp.

Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.

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[Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
#4711509 - 09/25/05 08:30 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

he did this by the way, and got off free

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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
#4711521 - 09/25/05 08:34 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I was thinking about saying something like that. Only problem is I live in Alaska, there are no gangs of black kids up here!

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novorua
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Jadian]
#4711554 - 09/25/05 08:44 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

How about gangs of Eskimos? Tell your boss they kept throwin fish at you.

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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

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#4711561 - 09/25/05 08:47 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Nope, no good. All the Eskimo's do up here is drink and beg for change.

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

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#4711574 - 09/25/05 08:51 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

What about getting chased by a moose and losing your cellphone while running? You also hurt you're leg sliding down an embankment to get away from it.

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Jadian
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#4711582 - 09/25/05 08:54 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

.... my leg isn't hurt. If it is I can't be working, because I have to be strong and healthy to do my job. I need to be working to make money, so I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Plus, I could take a moose, they're pansies.

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Jadian]
#4711595 - 09/25/05 08:57 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Well, I'm not good at this. I work for myself.

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Jadian
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#4711599 - 09/25/05 08:57 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I'd love to work for myself. What do you do?

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

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#4711617 - 09/25/05 09:02 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Clean houses. Good money and I like my customers. They're usually not at home. It wouldn't bother me if they were. They are good people.

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Jadian
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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

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#4711645 - 09/25/05 09:07 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I have a cousin that does that part time, seems pretty cool. I don't think I'm a clean enough person for that, I can't remember how many times I said "BUT IT IS CLEAN" when I was told to clean something up.

I really do want to work for myself, unfortunately I just don't have any talent that I can make money off. Except sex, but I don't have any hookups in the prostitution business, and I'm in the wroooong city for that :tongue:

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
#4712079 - 09/25/05 10:27 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Loafy said:

This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.

They will believe you.

ps. walk with a limp.

Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.

What if they ask to see the bruises?

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4712087 - 09/25/05 10:29 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

have someone beat u in the cheat with a sock with batteries in it :thumbup:

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jail weapons :cool:

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Re: Grrr, I'm stupid and in trouble

[Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4712091 - 09/25/05 10:30 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

HELLA_TIGHT said:

Loafy said:

This has happened to a friend i've mine. Trust me, tell them you went out and got jumped by a gang of black kids.

They will believe you.

ps. walk with a limp.

Make a good story about how you got jumped and how your phone got stolen.

What if they ask to see the bruises?

Punch yourself in the eye a couple of times. Not to hard or it will swell up but enough for a nice blue tinge under the skin.

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