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Would you marry an Eskimo?
    #7748218 - 12/12/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Suppose you get to meet this chick (or guy, whatever floats your kayak) and this person turns out to be completely right for you. Wow, you didn't know it existed. Love without boundaries and all the chemistry is there. You just KNOW: there is nobody in the world that will be as right for me as this one!

But, theres a catch: this dreamlover of yours is an Eskimo, and is homesick for the land of snow and ice, the traditional Inuit way of life. If you choose this person, it would mean leaving your old life behind and entering a new life of igloos, ice fishing and hunting seals.

Would you leave your life behind for a match made in heaven?

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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748220 - 12/12/07 07:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck no. I am already dealing with my absolute limit of snow and ice. She can move here; if she refuses, then it wasn't meant to be. I would always be yearning for warmth if I lived up there. Not good for her or me.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7748225 - 12/12/07 07:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha, nope.

california or bust. no exceptions.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7748232 - 12/12/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Only if she has an endless supply of opiates, cause there is no fucking way I'm gonna live in the snow unless I'm high 24/7.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: fapjack]
    #7748239 - 12/12/07 07:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Only if she has an endless supply of opiates, cause there is no fucking way I'm gonna live in the snow unless I'm high 24/7.




lullz :grin:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748247 - 12/12/07 07:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck No! Eskimos are fat. All of them.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7748277 - 12/12/07 07:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If I had a steady supply of Alaska Thunderfuck (or whatever that mighty weed is), I'd give it a go. She'd have to be really hot and take it in the ass tho. :shrug:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7748292 - 12/12/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My Uncle married an Eskimo and moved to Alaska.

They compromised on the traditional stuff though. I do believe she's driving a Mercedes ML to and from their whale hunts. :crazy2:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748295 - 12/12/07 08:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

STAL


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7748327 - 12/12/07 08:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



i voted i don't think so since i really dislike the cold. however i have never experienced such a strong love for another woman, so i don't yet know how i would respond in such a situation.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7748397 - 12/12/07 08:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You are a woman?


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7748446 - 12/12/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: Freudian slip?


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7748459 - 12/12/07 09:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn.  You can still show my your taytays.  If you want to.  :borfase:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748467 - 12/12/07 09:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if it was true love, she would live with me in the desert. i dont do well in the cold...


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748555 - 12/12/07 10:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I voted Hell Yeah, what can I say... I'm a huge Northern Exposure fan and always wanted to live a more humble way of life.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: schmutzen]
    #7748628 - 12/12/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Northern exposure's where it's at. Too bad they never released them all in original form on dvd due to music licensing issues.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7748765 - 12/12/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No sir.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: circularvortex]
    #7748845 - 12/12/07 11:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No freaking way, there is enough cold here to go around, and i like my modern conveniences too much, they are the basis of my entire career path!


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748871 - 12/12/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

HELL NO

I'm about as cold blooded as they come

i wouldn't last a minute in the arctic circle  :crazy:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7748894 - 12/12/07 11:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wouldn't have to go with her. Inuits have an extremely patriarchial society, so she'd be used to having a man tell her what to do. If I did go, I could tell the other Inuits that she wouldn't stay with me in Oregon, and she'd be scolded by her community for not knowing her place.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7749035 - 12/12/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

>Northern exposure's where it's at.

Check out the books Letters From Cicely by Ellis Weiner and Chris In The Morning - Love, Life, And The Whole Karmic Enchilada by Louis Chunovic.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Silversoul]
    #7749064 - 12/12/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I wouldn't have to go with her.  Inuits have an extremely patriarchial society, so she'd be used to having a man tell her what to do.  If I did go, I could tell the other Inuits that she wouldn't stay with me in Oregon, and she'd be scolded by her community for not knowing her place.



apparently you overlooked this man's point  :rolleyes:

regardless if he painted up a plausible reason or no - the hypothetical question at hand was whether or not you'd live out your days as an inuit for the perfect life mate...and NOT whether or not the reasons he gave where absolute reasons why something like this must occur

thank you playing though  :shake:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7749283 - 12/12/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hellllll no! I fuckin hate ice. If she was so perfect she would be from the Caribbean.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7749295 - 12/12/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The question is a paradox for me because somebody who rejects the modern way of life would not be completely right for me to begin with. Plus I already have a wonderful wife who will go wherever I want, and loves the modern life.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: schmutzen]
    #7750018 - 12/12/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

namaste said:
>Northern exposure's where it's at.

Check out the books Letters From Cicely by Ellis Weiner and Chris In The Morning - Love, Life, And The Whole Karmic Enchilada by Louis Chunovic.




sweet I just found one used for a penny on amazon.com + $4 shipping


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7750074 - 12/12/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dont care how perfect she is. I hate the cold.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7750078 - 12/12/07 04:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

what a queer scenario


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7750079 - 12/12/07 04:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would, i love eskimo's faces. Plus, you got trippin with the northern lights going for ya- and we all know you bust a larger nut in the cold.

whale hunting, eskimo pies, ice fishing- hell yeah!


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7750368 - 12/12/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hello free government check and lowered ACT/SAT score requirements for my 'minority' children :laugh:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: StanleyPain]
    #7750527 - 12/12/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hell no, eskimo food is terrible

Between unconditional love or a never ending supply of choripan, masas de puerco, moros y maduros, etc: I'll the take food and hopefully a nice Spannish/latin girl to go with it.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Asante]
    #7750556 - 12/12/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No, unless the Eskimo moved here in America with me, then I would say sure..why not?


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7750569 - 12/12/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, as long as she has a nice ass and good titties:thumbup:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7750646 - 12/12/07 06:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Of course! a woman has to be good looking just to begin with, or I am not even going to be interested in her.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7750688 - 12/12/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Of course! a woman has to be good looking just to begin with, or I am not even going to be interested in her.




But the real question is, does she have to have fuzzy ears and a tail? :tongue:


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: d33p]
    #7750704 - 12/12/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Im not a furry, I made up my name on the shroomery before I ever knew furrys existed on the internet. No mine would be a human woman.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7750705 - 12/12/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i'd need some part of my luxuries, either enough electricity to power a 250w bulb, or else a nice steady supply of weed.


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7750721 - 12/12/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then whats that collection of skunk porn in your gallery for? Content for ratings?


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Re: Would you marry an Eskimo? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7750763 - 12/12/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I like furry pron, that does not make me a furry...:lol: It is not for ratings..


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