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Being stupid...its a pain
    #2571988 - 04/17/04 09:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I was at a customers house today repairing his ac system and all was going well until i remembered i forgot my stepladder....my customer wasnt there so i just backed my truck up to his house and put the customers 6` ladder in my truck bed so i could get up on the roof to finish...Man that wood ladder was a shakey piece of shit so when i was thru on the roof i decided i would just jump down where it wasnt really far at all by the front window bushes...Well i scootched to the edge n hung my feet off n jumped down ...the ground was soaking wet where the hose had been leaking and i sank up damn near to my knees and it hurt a bunch cause i am not a skinny little kid anymore... :blush:
The fucking neighbors dog had been barking at really nothing all damn day in the front where i had jumped down and when he saw my fat ass land he went haywire n ran over acting like a miniture Cujo circling my stuck ass...I started yelling "Get away you motherfucking barking piece of worthless kibbles smackin piece of shit dog" really loud n chunking the only thing i had which was chunks of mud at his dumb ass..The owner came around the corner all surprised n asked me who i was?? I told him i was the same SOB that had been working here since 7:30 this morning @^#^(&(&*()Please put that barking piece of shit up NOW!! :mad:...he was all surprised but he put pygmy Cujo in the house n helped me out of the mud :lol:...I kinda fixed the holes in the yard washed up best i could n came home....I FUCKING HATE LITTLE DOGS


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Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2571992 - 04/17/04 09:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

best story in ages! :lol:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2571996 - 04/17/04 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Thanks for the story man, I needed this. :grin::thumbup:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572006 - 04/17/04 09:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:laugh:... If I were your customers next door neighbour I would film this knowing something worth filming were bound to happen.  Funny shit.


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: Ripple]
    #2572023 - 04/17/04 09:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I whocked a bitches big ass Poodle with my 440 channel locks one day...I told the lady to not open up her door but she did anyway..the fuckker squirted thru the door and thought he was gonna bite my leg {wearing shorts} ...I pegged his ass hard. He was one of those big grey ones and the sob just layed there for a bit all knocked out...
I just went back to my truck n left her with a hot house :lol: That whore called Boiler regulation and liscensing in Austin to complain on me...They told her to call the SPCA  :smirk:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572026 - 04/17/04 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Man that sounds like fun. Maybe I should become an AC fixer guy. :grin:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572027 - 04/17/04 09:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you dominate the heating/cooling department :thumbup:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: Infrared]
    #2572030 - 04/17/04 09:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
you dominate the heating/cooling department :thumbup:



by default :grin:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572054 - 04/17/04 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Great story bro.

How often does crazy shit like that happen?


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: jtseaweed]
    #2572059 - 04/17/04 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Ask him to tell you about the tequila/no pants incident.

Or the infamous "shitty ride home".

:grin:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: RunDMT]
    #2572066 - 04/17/04 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds interesting!

I would love to hear these storys.

Link?


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: jtseaweed]
    #2572136 - 04/17/04 10:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what paw paw, is today not your birthday?


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: jtseaweed]
    #2572139 - 04/17/04 10:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Probably expired in OTD.


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: RunDMT]
    #2572201 - 04/17/04 10:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Most times its pretty boring but about 15 yrs ago me and my hepper boy were finishing up a job installing an ac unit in a health food restaurant ...they didnt stay open in the evenings so we were raiding the refrigerators n stealing bread pudding ect:p That stuff was to die for...well we walked out the back door n my helper smelled smoke
We finially found smoke coming from this guys bisiness next door so we grabbed some buckets an put a smouldering fire out ...it was fixing to really let loose also...The next day that guy called me thanking me cause he didnt have any insurance blah blah...
That made me feel pretty good :smile:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572209 - 04/17/04 10:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Did you receive additional pudding? :tongue:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572218 - 04/17/04 10:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
...they didnt stay open in the evenings so we were raiding the refrigerators n stealing bread pudding ect:p That stuff was to die for... 




:lol:

Thats great!
Did you snag any other food while you were there or just the pudding?


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: RunDMT]
    #2572222 - 04/17/04 10:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Naah that guy had a costume/formal clothing type bisiness with a lot of nice dresses that cost major $$ ritzie part of town


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: jtseaweed]
    #2572230 - 04/17/04 10:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Oh hell yeah we stole boned chicken,sproats,chicken salad,ranch style chicken cassarole sp?that was so damn good...they also had all kinds of cherry peach apple cobbler :tongue: :heartpump:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: OldSpice]
    #2572247 - 04/17/04 11:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Thats awesome. You got paid twice!!lol What kind of school do you have to go to to be an a/c repair person?


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Re: Being stupid...its a pain [Re: jtseaweed]
    #2572267 - 04/17/04 11:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I started doing ac work as a hepper boy when i was 15 and joined the Navy when i was 19 ...I went thru "A" school in the Navy got out and worked for the Post Office in maintance for about twelve years and they sent me to all kinds of electrical n HVAC courses thru OU {Oklahoma}...I even went to a safecracking course which was cool.
I got my Tx ac liscense in 1989 and have been running my own bisiness ever since...Its a great way to make a living and can make a lot of money in the hot months when you live in the AC capital of the world {Houston} :smile:


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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


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