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Anonymous #1

What should I do?
    #7462116 - 09/27/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hey, kinda a pussy post but whatever.

My girlfriend went out with some friends from work for dinner (apparently two other girls and three guys... strange) and then went back to their house ("all of them") to hang out. I try getting ahold of her all night and no luck, and I text her telling her I'm planning on going to the hospital (no lie, my chest is hurting hardcore)... She turned off her phone after replying with "Why?"

wtf?


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Anonymous #2

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7462143 - 09/27/07 09:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

As bad as I hate to tell you this:

She is definitely having sex right now with some asshole that's not worth a shit.  WHen you do get ahold of her, she'll sound really happy because her friends think she's cool for cheating on you and she'll only half way give a fuck about what you have to say.

Sorry man:goodmorning:


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Anonymous #1

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7462160 - 09/27/07 09:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, kinda figured that. A couple snags in that plan: 1) She doesn't have sex but once every month or so. 2) She's on her period.


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Anonymous #3

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7462196 - 09/27/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Yeah, kinda figured that. A couple snags in that plan: 1) She doesn't have sex but once every month or so. 2) She's on her period.




Well there you have it.

Womens are not human when they are bleeding.


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Anonymous #4

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7462231 - 09/27/07 09:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
As bad as I hate to tell you this:







:lol:

something deep inside tells me that you actually enjoyed telling him this, and in fact made the whole thing up in a misguided attempt to amuse yourself. 

this behavior is not tolerated on the shroomery

please leave now.  We will be calling the police.


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Anonymous #5

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7462352 - 09/27/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Guys my girlfriend finally called me back. Turns out she was really just shooting a porno. She had sex, but it was to help pay for drugs so I'm cool with that. Gotta get my fix somehow.


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Anonymous #6

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7462356 - 09/27/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A gory porno, eh?


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Anonymous #1

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7462424 - 09/27/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lmfao.

nice


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Anonymous #7

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7462437 - 09/27/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Me and my buddies just brought home these 3 bitches. Two of them were cute, and there was this one ugly fat one who was on her period.

so after railing the fat girls friends we did double penetration on the fat one and then made her lick her pussy blood off our dicks.... I just posted the video on youporn.


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Anonymous #5

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7462765 - 09/28/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Me and my buddies just brought home these 3 bitches. Two of them were cute, and there was this one ugly fat one who was on her period.

so after railing the fat girls friends we did double penetration on the fat one and then made her lick her pussy blood off our dicks.... I just posted the video on youporn.




LINK PLZ


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Anonymous #8

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7463335 - 09/28/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She's definitely getting sporked by the three guys.


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Anonymous #9

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7463425 - 09/28/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

she mighta not have fucked him last night, but I can guarentee that when he asked who kept trying to get a hold of her last night she did NOT say 'my boyfriend'


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Anonymous #10

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7463431 - 09/28/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

and I text her telling her I'm planning on going to the hospital (no lie, my chest is hurting hardcore)...





Whatever, sort that outr later. Get to the hospital first and don't waste time here.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7463506 - 09/28/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
she mighta not have fucked him last night, but I can guarentee that when he asked who kept trying to get a hold of her last night she did NOT say 'my boyfriend'


This is true, in fact she probably said "SOME WEIRDO THAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LOL" "Ok, my phone's off now." "Whip that schlonger out, you big black stud."


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Anonymous #11

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7463687 - 09/28/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you are very lucky this happened
now you can be free
enjoy


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Anonymous #12

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7464717 - 09/28/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She was getting her love box pounded...but you already know that.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7465030 - 09/28/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Hey, kinda a pussy post but whatever.

My girlfriend went out with some friends from work for dinner (apparently two other girls and three guys... strange) and then went back to their house ("all of them") to hang out. I try getting ahold of her all night and no luck, and I text her telling her I'm planning on going to the hospital (no lie, my chest is hurting hardcore)... She turned off her phone after replying with "Why?"

wtf?




Dude, you need to chill out. If you can't trust her to go out with her friends without worrying about her bangin some other guy, than you don't need to be with her.

You're being way overly needy. Fuckin step back, figure it out.


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Anonymous #11

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7465041 - 09/28/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

keep her around for sex


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Anonymous #14

Re: What should I do? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7471898 - 09/30/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think it's pretty obvious what was going on. What a "coincidence" that her friends setup a date with 3 other guys. She probably got fucked in the ass :frown:


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