I am usually constipated to begin with, and i almost always refuse to shit in other peoples homes, so recently i was on vacation visiting inlaws. I didn't shit for like 4 days, 2 of which i had to go, because i couldn't get away from the family.
I'm not going to bomb out somebodys bathroom that i know, or shit for like 20-40 min which is what i'll need if i haven't shit for a couple of days.
I wouldn't shit in the restroom at work, opting to go next door to the movie theatre, and it got me fired. Some asshole that didn't like me noted this little fact, and as soon as he saw me leave called the boss, and told her he couldn't find me.
I was gone for 10- mabey 15 min all together. I came in the next morning, and had to explaine my phobia of sharing a restroom with people i know.
She's like "what and the movie theatre wher thousands of people shit a day is better" YES i don't have to look somebody i work with in the eye as i walk out of a freshly bombed toilet, or sit down, and think
"it smells like joe ate leftover indian food last night again"
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I can still go in public/friends house... It's just something of an uncomfortable experience.
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