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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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me.thinks: you're as dense as you are horny. she isn't saying don't fuck so you don't have babies out of wedlock, she's saying that since you're shitting on everyone's advice regarding birth control, and you're inane fear of birth control, you're left with two options that satisfy the whole 'i don't wanna get knocked-up and put on 40 pounds' thing...wear a condom or stop fucking.


no Christianity there bitch.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: InsolentPrude]
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yeah, i really don't see how what i said makes me a stuck up christian bitch. i'm no where near christian. i think organized religion is the biggest load of bullshit ever.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: InsolentPrude]
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Didn't I state that I didn't want to stop fucking (thats for little Christian boys who don't know what do to with their penis) and condoms are for single men...

I don't knock down every attempt. I simply knocked down the ones Sloth suggested because they just don't suit my needs. Obviously neither of you are intelligent enough to think of any other means of birth control so it was pointless to even ask here.

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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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seems like all the bases have been covered...i suppose i could eat some shrooms and make something up if you like...


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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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Anybody can use condoms....not just single men. And enough with the stupid "only Christian boys don't have sex" bullshit.

What about the shot...or that implant that they do?

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Re: Birth Control [Re: InsolentPrude]
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Pull-out method always worked for me.  :shrug:

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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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there are 3 forms of birth control that i know of, abstinence, condoms, and birth control. all types of birth control (pill, patch, whatever) are going to have side-effects, it's unavoidable. it's your choice which on you want to be on but no matter which one you choose you are going to get side-effects which could be mild to severe. it's your job to try them and find which on works best for you, not ours.

you have 10 fucking posts. get off your 'high and mighty' pedestal already. i gave you a serious answer to your question. if you don't like it, then fuck off.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: SmokenBabyJesus]
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SmokenBabyJesus said:
Crystal G said:
I can't get pregnant. My ovaries are diseased. lmao

lmao??? :lol:


Well... I don't know for sure... but I think they are!!! because I have had tons of unprotected sex, and not once have I ever gotten pregnant.  EXPLAIN THAT!!!!

PREGNANCY IS A HOAX!!!!!!!


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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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no no, you've knocked down every suggestion. abstinence, condoms, pills/patch/ring... in a rather pissy manner at that.

so here's what you need to do. absolutely no negative side effects.

first, you have to go steal a newborn babe, a strong virile ram, and the dagger of sterility. then you must travel to the highest peak of the highest mountain on the hidden continent, where you must fast for 5 days and 5 nights. you must expose yourself to the element. no shoes, no shirt, no cell phone service. at the end of the five day period, you must slit the throat of the goat and drink the blood that spills. DO NOT let the first drop hit the ground, or else you will be damned to the hall of scarabs. you must drink and drink, gulp after gulp of the virile ram blood, then when it has passed out from bloodloss, you slit it's belly. in the belly of the virile ram, you will place the crying newborn babe, and then you will leave. stay gone for two full moons, and return on the following new moon. then you must consume the rotting flesh of the newborn babe. then take the rotten flesh from the genitals of the newborn babe, and insert it into your own vaginal cavity. then you will be blessed with the miracles of the sterility god.







seriously though, don't be such a bitch when you ask for help and people don't tell you exactly what you want to hear.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: Crystal G]
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My modus operandi has always been that as long as I pull out my porn-star like penis before I cum....then I'm safe.

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Re: Birth Control [Re: RandalFlagg]
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randal man.. i hate to say it, but if you keep that up, you're likely to have li'l fat ones running around before too long.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Yeah. I haven't used birth control in years either.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: cannabis.queen]
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Stuffing your vagina with large amounts of dried cannabis will prevent conception and would suit your user name, just an idea.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: Madbudz]
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I don't use birth control. I only fuck my girlfriend and she never gets pregnent, maybe i'm shooting blanks? how can i find out without spending a lot of money?


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Re: Birth Control [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
randal man.. i hate to say it, but if you keep that up, you're likely to have li'l fat ones running around before too long.


*gulp*

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Re: Birth Control [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Man...come to think of it I've been damn lucky.

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Re: Birth Control [Re: Madbudz]
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Madbudz said:
Stuffing your vagina with large amounts of dried cannabis will prevent conception and would suit your user name, just an idea.





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Re: Birth Control [Re: RandalFlagg]
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you really have. http://www.contracept.info/withdrawal.php right below the title it says the average failure rate is 27%. so basically, every time you simply use the pull-out method as birth control, the chick still has 27% chance of getting pregnant. dude.. that's a number i wouldn't be comfortable with.


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Re: Birth Control [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Are you an Aghori perchance?

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Re: Birth Control [Re: masterxenn]
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i haven't the slightest what an aghori is.


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