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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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If she has a boyfriend then she'll tell him she does (or not?)... anyways... this was not the point of the argument.
If she has a boyfriend she has him in any case, whether he decides to ask her out, sit near her on their future encounters or just make eye contact like they did until now.


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: MushroomTrip]
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Get REALLY into the lecture process. I mean, put all your time and get motivated as hell to do it. Kick it's ass! Do a really stellar job with it. Don't worry about not talking to her or talking to her. Take the reins. Collaborate with her on what she's doing and be REALLY into it. No. "I like you" or "what do you like to do?" Now, if it is mentally impossible to get into the lecture, because I just thought back to my college days, and I don't think I got into anything in a class besides TV production classes (which was my major) and if it's not your major and some bullshit class you HAVE to take. It might be impossible. College rips you off by the way. Anyway, I was stoned through most of them anyway, I forgot that too. Okay, if it's not possible to get yourself super interested in whatever your "lecture" is on. Then, listen to her carefully from the rafters, find out her interests, and see if one matches one of yours. and if it's say... TV or a tv show like "Entourage" or "The Daily Show" or whatever you college kids are watching these days. Get really into it when you talk to her about it and spout out your knowledge. She'll be impressed that you're intelligent and confident and then let it go on from there. Confidence my man. No matter what you're confident about. Your common interest just might end up being the ganj. Be confident in your cannibis wisdom and you will give her a reason for a woman to be drawn to you.


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"The Highways of Life are Paved with Flat Squirrels who Couldn't Make Up Their Minds"

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: DrCamacho89]
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DrCamacho89 said:
Get REALLY into the lecture process.  I mean, put all your time and get motivated as hell to do it.  Kick it's ass!  Do a really stellar job with it.  Don't worry about not talking to her or talking to her.  Take the reins.  Collaborate with her on what she's doing and be REALLY into it.  No.  "I like you" or "what do you like to do?"  Now, if it is mentally impossible to get into the lecture, because I just thought back to my college days, and I don't think I got into anything in a class besides TV production classes (which was my major) and if it's not your major and some bullshit class you HAVE to take.  It might be impossible.  College rips you off by the way.  Anyway, I was stoned through most of them anyway, I forgot that too.  Okay, if it's not possible to get yourself super interested in whatever your "lecture" is on.  Then, listen to her carefully from the rafters, find out her interests, and see if one matches one of yours.  and if it's say... TV or a tv show like "Entourage" or "The Daily Show" or whatever you college kids are watching these days.  Get really into it when you talk to her about it and spout out your knowledge.  She'll be impressed that you're intelligent and confident and then let it go on from there.  Confidence my man.  No matter what you're confident about.  Your common interest just might end up being the ganj. Be confident in your cannibis wisdom and you will give her a reason for a woman to be drawn to you.


:thumbup::rofl2:

Good advice lol.
Sorry for laughing but it looks like you really said all you had to say regarding his question.


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: MushroomTrip]
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MushroomTrip said:
Good advice lol.
Sorry for laughing but it looks like you really said all you had to say regarding his question.


It's alright to laugh. I went back and read it and really noticed how bad my ADD is.

If we could just go back and do it again. Imagine how our lives might have been.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: wiggles]
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wiggles said:
Walk up to her and say "Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?" When she says how much, say "Just enough to break the ice." and introduce yourself.


:rofl:
Thats awesome man, Im definetly going to try that out.


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My apartment in New York was on Perry Street, a five minute walk from the White Horse. I often drank there, but I was never accepted because I wore a tie. The real people wanted no part of me.
- The Rum Diary

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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or walk up to and tell her she reminds you of a lobster. When she asks why say "because all the good meat's in the tail."


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"The Highways of Life are Paved with Flat Squirrels who Couldn't Make Up Their Minds"

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: DrCamacho89]
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DrCamacho89 said:
or walk up to and tell her she reminds you of a lobster.  When she asks why say "because all the good meat's in the tail."


:hitit: :rofl2:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: MushroomTrip]
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MushroomTrip said:
If she has a boyfriend then she'll tell him she does (or not?)... anyways... this was not the point of the argument.
If she has a boyfriend she has him in any case, whether he decides to ask her out, sit near her on their future encounters or just make eye contact like they did until now.


Argument?

I was just wondering because there's a girl I want to approach but I suspect she is taken, and I'm not sure how she'd react if I asked her to do hang out.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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There was a cutie in one of my classes this semester. We smiled at each other alot, and said hi but nothing more. He avoided eye contact a lot and I assumed he just wasn't interested in talking to me. We actually started talking about 2 classes ago, and now semester's over. Maybe I'll ask him to join me for a beer after our exam.... its my last chance!

Learn from my mistake! You can always go with the old standby  'what do you think of this class/the prof/some specific bit of info from the class you found interesting..?' I always find it helps to be one of those people who talks a lot in class, both saying intelligent things and joking with or at the prof, which of course only works if they are easy going and you are actually funny and not just annoying. It gives the person you like the opportunity to respond to you. This might not work in a class of 200. It's great in a class of 40.

Last semester I actually did strike up a friendship with a cutie, we almost dated and then it turns out he's a spazz and can't handle emotions. :shrug: We're still friends.

Edited by NiamhNyx (04/07/07 12:26 AM)

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: NiamhNyx]
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man.. is it just me or have there been a lot more female posters than usual? strangeness. it's cool though, because most of the ladies are far more helpful than the guys.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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dude send me a PM and ill give u some sound advice on making conversation. i had a whole shit load typed and some how deleted it all and dont feel like retyping it rite now.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: mikeytro]
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Offer her a stick of gum or a breathe mint.

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: Zepplin]
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throw rocks at her then rape her, like the muslims do.

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: wiggles]
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wiggles said:"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?" When she says how much, say "Just enough to break the ice."



one of my friends tried this line at the local "ibar". he also used another "technique" where he'd walk up to a girl and ask, "have you ever been raped.....by a MAGICIAN?!" then pretended to pull a coin out of their ear. the end result? he got slapped. hard. thank you for your wasted time.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: DontFearThePeepr]
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If you can, go sit next to her. Chat with her but don't feel pressured to have a real huge awesome love-inspiring conversation. Be calm, charming, try to get her to laugh. When you're down with the lecture ask her if she'd like to get a bite to eat or a cup of coffee or something sometime.


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: NiamhNyx]
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NiamhNyx said:
Last semester I actually did strike up a friendship with a cutie, we almost dated and then it turns out he's a spazz and can't handle emotions. :shrug: We're still friends.


Okay, I think all of us want to hear stories.  How exactly does a guy do to come across like a spazz and can't handle emotions?


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"The Highways of Life are Paved with Flat Squirrels who Couldn't Make Up Their Minds"

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: DrCamacho89]
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i bet he cried and is probably bipolar


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Edited by DeathCompany (04/08/07 12:13 AM)

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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: DeathCompany]
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ask her if the rag your holding smells like cloroform when she passes out take her home its easy ive done it a million times


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Re: fellow people of the pub, help me get this girl... [Re: roby000]
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roby000 said:
make sure you bring flashcards with your key points that you wish to address while speaking to her, that way you can read them incase you forget to mention something, such as your hobbies or similar interests. have 2 ex girlfriends pictures to show you have dated women of the same calibar, if you dont have exes cut pictures out a magazine. inform her that you have sexualy pleased these women until orgasm, then hand her a resume and youll be all set. make sure your pants are pressed and you wear a "power tie" and great her with a nice firm handshake.


i loled for a full two minutes

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