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Jokes.
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Two snow men in a field.

One turns to the other and asks " Do you smell carrots"?


Its shite i know. Thats all the more reason for you people to post your favorites.

mmk?


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dubiousness
Dubious compound

it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
A penalty for possession of a drug/plant should not be more damaging than the drug/plant itself.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: JonnyDeformed]
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All my jokes would get me banned from the pub


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This place is gayer than when the balls touch

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Re: Jokes. [Re: Dobie]
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johny, that was a horrible joke, i dont even get it sadly/

yo mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out....:lol:


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"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:

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Re: Jokes. [Re: JonnyDeformed]
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There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)

A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence"

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese"

She says "Nope that wont work"

The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"

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Re: Jokes. [Re: rod]
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A 90 year old hooker finally got her phone number listed in the white pages....officially the oldest trick in the book.





lame


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On storing pedro tea...

Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out.

Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ...

OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: JonnyDeformed]
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I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they didn't have one.


....so I bought a cake.


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Sit up and meditate, there's no time to contemplate.
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I have an international Hitech Psytrance project with a friend: BioChronic
I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform

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Re: Jokes. [Re: Psy Baba]
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What is the hardest part of vegetable to eat?






The wheelchair


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"They call it a trip because it takes you places"
~TC


All i know is something like a bird within her sang/ All i know she sang a little while and then flew on/Tell me all that you know, i'll show you snow and rain.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: deadHead321]
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a math joke:

What did the acorn say when he grew up?




Geometry


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When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.

-H. S. Thompson

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Re: Jokes. [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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how many police does it take to suck me off


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-::- Moonglue's Mushroom Tea -::-Moonglue's Cannabis Chocolate Peanutbutter Toasties-::-

Quitting Weed FAQ

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Re: Jokes. [Re: moon_glue]
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just 1


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Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal.

And I am mentally unstable.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: hoopershroomer]
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hoopershroomer said:
johny, that was a horrible joke, i dont even get it sadly


Snow men have carrots for noses usually.


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dubiousness
Dubious compound

it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
A penalty for possession of a drug/plant should not be more damaging than the drug/plant itself.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: JonnyDeformed]
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guy is hanging out at a bar. He buys a beer, drinks half and pours the other half on his hand. he orders another and does the same thing, the bartender asks him what hes doing he says "getting my date drunk"


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Re: Jokes. [Re: kintos]
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A guy goes into the dentist's office, sits down in the chair, pulls down his zipper, and takes out his dick.
The dentist says, "What are you doing? I'm a dentist."
The guy says, "There's a tooth in there!"


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Re: Jokes. [Re: kintos]
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am i the only one trying here?


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Re: Jokes. [Re: kintos]
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zenthor said:
guy is hanging out at a bar. He buys a beer, drinks half and pours the other half on his hand. he orders another and does the same thing, the bartender asks him what hes doing he says "getting my date drunk"



:grin:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Jokes. [Re: JonnyDeformed]
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A guy walks onto a farm, and says to the owner,

"i bet 50 bucks i can make your horse laugh"

Farmer takes the bet, and the guy walks into the stable, and the horse starts laughing. He walks back up to the farmer an says.

"i bet you 50 bucks i can make him cry too"

Farmer takes the bet, and the guy walks back into the stable. When he leaves the horse is crying. The farmer asks,

"how the hell did you do that?!?"

"First i told the horse my dick was bigger, then i showed him"


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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former.      -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”  -Stephen Roberts

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Re: Jokes. [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
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a young married couple is in bed talking and its raining outside. they hear a knock at the door. the young man goes to answer the door and a drunk man is there asking for a push. the man says no its raining and i dont' know you and goes back to his wife. his wife reminds him of a time when they were stranded and tells him to go help the man. so the husband goes back outside and calls out to the man to see if he's still out their wanting a push. the man yells back and says yeah i'm over here by the swing.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: Dobie]
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dobie said:
All my jokes would get me banned from the pub

pube*


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: Jokes. [Re: skeeter]
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The other day I saw a whine-o eating grapes, I said dude.. you have to wait!!

Rip Mitch Hedberg, king of one liners.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: TameMe]
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:lol:
So cute!


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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