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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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This is my new party joke...

What's the difference between gay people and George Bush?

Gay people know when to pull out of a shit hole...  :rimshot:


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Hi  :scrambled:

My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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*driving down a country road, next to a field full of bales of hay*...

I turn to hatta, say "Hey", and point at the field.

Boy, am I funny. :smirk:

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: adrug]
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what is 11 inches long and white?

not a goddamn thing.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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One thing that will never get tired for me is whenj people talk about it being noisy or they can't hear I will always be the asshole to say "What?" People always catch on...but if they didn't that would be great


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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I enjoy dead baby jokes


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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What do you call a baby with no arms and legs floating in the ocean

Fucked



Whats the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster but the baby in the over




What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javelin through its throat.






What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night



Crib death.


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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who doesn't!?!

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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The best blonde joke ever


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: ivi]
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yeah...that's a good one  :smirk:


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
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The Motherfuckin G said:
I call this one the silver soul 7, everytime I see someone gay, I say he look, it's silversoul7. Or whenever I see a gaping anus, I say that's so SS7.


that was incredibly lame


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A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: hoopershroomer]
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hoopershroomer said:
The Motherfuckin G said:
I call this one the silver soul 7, everytime I see someone gay, I say he look, it's silversoul7. Or whenever I see a gaping anus, I say that's so SS7.


that was incredibly lame


:shrug:


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: AJ4U]
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nah...he's right

it woulda been more funny if you would said something like this:

Quote:
what's gay / smells like patchioli / and whines consistantly?

SilverSoul


and even that one's pretty lame, honestly...but you get the idea  :yesnod:


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: ivi]
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ivi said:
The best blonde joke ever


:thumbup:


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