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Jokes you keep reusing
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Whenever I walk by a drum circle, I always yell "More cowbell!"


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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So you are that guy.....

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Your a douce


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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what is black and sits at the top of a staircase?


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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: AJ4U]
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AJ4U said:
Your a douce


:dielaughing:


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History says, Don't hope

On this side of the grave.

But then, once in a lifetime

The longed-for tidal wave

Of justice can rise up

And hope and history rhyme.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: automan]
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stephen hawking after a house fire


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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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I call this one the silver soul 7, everytime I see someone gay, I say he look, it's silversoul7. Or whenever I see a gaping anus, I say that's so SS7.


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We will also report to the NAACP and to Al Sharpton's entourage, how the Shroomery administrators allows their mods and members to be balatantly allowed the use of the 'N' word.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Silversoul]
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I use this one to asses a persons sense of humor. They laugh at it and I know they are OK. They don't get it and I know they are stupid. They give me a look of disgust and say that its not funny and I know their sense of humor will never mesh with mine.

Q: What is the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
A: Theres 20 of them!!

If they enjoy the first joke I continue with another favorite of mine.

Two guys are sitting at a bar.
First guy (looking around) speaks to second guy: I can fuck any woman in this place. Its not even a question. ANY woman here if I want.
Second guy: Oh yeah? What your secret?
First guy: I'm a rapist.


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You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
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This thread is classic


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: ToTheSummit]
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ToTheSummit said:
I use this one to asses a persons sense of humor.  They laugh at it and I know they are OK.  They don't get it and I know they are stupid.  They give me a look of disgust and say that its not funny and I know their sense of humor will never mesh with mine.

Q: What is the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
A: Theres 20 of them!!

If they enjoy the first joke I continue with another favorite of mine.

Two guys are sitting at a bar.
First guy (looking around) speaks to second guy: I can fuck any woman in this place.  Its not even a question.  ANY woman here if I want.
Second guy: Oh yeah?  What your secret?
First guy:  I'm a rapist.


:lol:

:handth:


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History says, Don't hope

On this side of the grave.

But then, once in a lifetime

The longed-for tidal wave

Of justice can rise up

And hope and history rhyme.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: ToTheSummit]
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ToTheSummit said:
Two guys are sitting at a bar.
First guy (looking around) speaks to second guy: I can fuck any woman in this place. Its not even a question. ANY woman here if I want.
Second guy: Oh yeah? What your secret?
First guy: I'm a rapist.


hahahahahahahaha


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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: automan]
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I just call people pussies all day


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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someone's gotta do it.


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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: AJ4U]
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AJ4U said:
Your a douce


insults dont really work if you spell them wrong.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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Senor_Doobie said:
I just call people pussies all day


I know this guy who calls people douce's all day. He is about as cool as Gonorrhea.

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Pussy


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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you are what you eat....

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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...that's why I never eat pussy and stick to Big Macs


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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: SneezingPenis]
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YawningAnus said:
you are what you eat....


I said pussy, not tortilla and onions


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: Jokes you keep reusing [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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ok pee-wee.

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