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The Husband Store
#5869894 - 07/17/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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(woops, meant to post it in here!)
A new store opens up in New York, called The Husband Store.
Women can come to the store, choose a husband and get married before they leave. The store has 6 floors on it. Each floor houses potential husbands a little better than the one below it.
A woman comes in looking for a mate, and notices a sign on the first floor that reads:
First Floor - All the men on this floor have good jobs.
Oh that's not too bad, I wonder what the second floor is like! she thinks. She takes the elevator there and when the doors open, she reads a sign saying:
Second Floor - All the men on this floor have good jobs and are in touch with their feminine side.
Hey, even better! she thinks. I might as well check out the third floor, though... She takes the elevator again. On the next floor, the sign reads:
Third Floor - All the men on this floor have good jobs, are in touch with their feminine side, and really enjoy the family life.
Wow! This is getting good! she thinks to herself. Still, the next floor beckons her with promises of even better choices. Again she takes the elevator, and this time reads:
Fourth Floor - All the men on this floor have great jobs, are in touch with their feminine side, enjoy the family life, and will spend lots of money on you.
Ok... she thinks, this is getting too good to believe! Still...there's two more floors! I HAVE to see how good this gets! She hops back on the elevator and rises to the next floor. The sign reads:
Fifth Floor - All the men on this floor have great jobs, are in touch with their feminine side, enjoy the family life, will spend lots of money on you, and they're all great lovers!
Ok...it DID get better! she thinks. Still one last floor, though...save the best for last! She presses the button for the last floor, wringing her hands in anticipation. This time she steps off the elevator to find the floor is entirely empty, save for one sign:
Sixth Floor - Thank you for proving that no matter how good it gets...it's just not possible to please a woman!
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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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trendal
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: trendal]
#5869898 - 07/17/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Wife Store opens up, right accross the street, but only has 3 floors in it.
The first floor sign reads:
First Floor - The women on this floor have lots of money.
The second floor sign reads:
Second Floor - The women on this floor have lots of money, and love sex.
No one's ever made it to the third floor
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: trendal]
#5869901 - 07/17/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: trendal]
#5869907 - 07/17/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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..wait.. there really isn't husband and wife stores? fuck.
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: trendal]
#5869911 - 07/17/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL
That was good. I don't think I'd ever want a man who was in touch with their feminine side. I like manly men.
Men with money don't impress me too much. I do however, love men with power and confidence.
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Re: The Husband Store [Re: Toddo]
#5869912 - 07/17/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only in former Soviet-bloc countries
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Quote:
Desiree said: LOL
That was good. I don't think I'd ever want a man who was in touch with their feminine side. I like manly men.
Men with money don't impress me too much. I do however, love men with power and confidence.
A man in touch with his feminine side has much better leverage to be confident. Man with power = Man with money. Money isn't as attractive for being impressive so much so as it is for being convenient.
Put it into whatever words you will. I have a great disdain for the contrived division of the sexes but some facts can't be argued with.
Great joke, Trendal.
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