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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy?
    #4681391 - 09/19/05 12:21 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I found this stuffed in my mom's husband's weight bench. It looked like it had been looked at recently. It was really weird.



Can anybody translate this?


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Invisiblelooner2
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681397 - 09/19/05 12:22 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Torture it out of him. I will seriously help you do it too.


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OfflinePerfectlyDefectd
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: looner2]
    #4681401 - 09/19/05 12:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

wtf that is crazy


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: PerfectlyDefectd]
    #4681409 - 09/19/05 12:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

...hum


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InvisibleTrav
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681410 - 09/19/05 12:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

That's very strange man, I wonder what the deal is.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: PerfectlyDefectd]
    #4681411 - 09/19/05 12:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

It's a list of horrible things he wants to do to his wife's son, if you see him, tell him to run!

Oh wait...


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681413 - 09/19/05 12:27 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

It says: "Round eye smell funny"!


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681417 - 09/19/05 12:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

All I can make out is the 10/4. I think it is a transcript of a trucker conversation involving dead cats and soup special.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681434 - 09/19/05 12:38 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

All I know for sure is that you should sleep with a sawed off underneath your pillow.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: daimyo]
    #4681437 - 09/19/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

take a gun to his head, and scream "freeze I know exactly what you are planning and if you don't call this off I'm gong to bust a cap in your ass!" when he says "I don't know what your talking about" Bring out the paper and make him confess.

please no derogatory remarks.


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Edited by boO (09/19/05 02:24 PM)


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: johahnchristo]
    #4681444 - 09/19/05 12:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

johahnchristo said:
take a gun to his head, and scream "freeze gook!"





:lol:  He is actually white, but I do wonder where his loyalties lie after finding this piece of paper.


Edited by RandalFlagg (09/19/05 12:44 PM)


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681481 - 09/19/05 12:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

It kinda looks like a receipt for something....thats just a guess though.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681509 - 09/19/05 01:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

In all likelihood it is probably the inspection ticket for the bench. Look for the Made in China stamp on the bench, and see if you can't find out where the two holes in the top of the paper attached to. If not, torture is in order.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681516 - 09/19/05 01:08 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

it's a recipe for general tso's chicken... no worries.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4681621 - 09/19/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Do you know what he does for a living? It looks like a shipping paper.


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681627 - 09/19/05 01:37 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You know what must be done.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: skydaddy]
    #4681638 - 09/19/05 01:38 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

skydaddy said:
Do you know what he does for a living?




He's a draftsman.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681663 - 09/19/05 01:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

u sure do spend alot of time investigating ur parents :lol:


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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4681675 - 09/19/05 01:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

thegatewaydrug said:
u sure do spend alot of time investigating ur parents :lol:




Yeah, I don't have anything else to do.


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Invisiblethegatewaydrug
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Re: Is my mom's husband a Chinese spy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4681683 - 09/19/05 01:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

well, if ur right then about this Chinese shit... IM COMING OVER THERE, AND IM GETTIN ME SOME INFO FROM HIM:evil:

i must know wut the Chinese r up to:shiftyeyes:


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