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so i went to this bar last night
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and it was last call, and i was getting my gf a drink, cause i was driving and sober, and this chick in front of me turns around, sees me, and starts grindin her ass all up against me, she was with a dude too, and he saw her, and kinda tried to put his hand on her shoulder like 'stop that' but she didnt... and she was all tellin me about how hot i was, and how sexy i was... she was all wasted, not drunk, wasted, she was all "i love you... i love you" it was insane... 

i dont know if anyone remembers my "new signature in life" thread, about the hair and the beanie, well, i think that was it.. and i havent shaved in about a week... so i was big pimpin...

so she kinda stepped aside and 'made' me go up to the bar, and was all hanggin on me, had her arm all tangled up in my arm, and let me just say, the softest hands you will ever feel in your life, like softer than baby hands... seriously, this shit was soft. anyway, she was all pressin her tit agains my arm, and tryin to talk to me, and i was just doing the laugh smile that i do, kinda like :yesnod:/:grin: combo, and she just kept tellin me how sexy i was, and how everyone else there sucked... it was great... dude she was with looked a little upset/frustrated, kept tryin to put his arm around her...  she kept slurrin her words so bad i couldnt barely reconize what she was saying.

when she was leading me up to the bar, i made sure to check my wallet and keep it protected, cause it just seemed too unreal... my gf was watching the entire time, and her friends were like "you see that? you dont mind?" and she was like "naw, it dont bother me none"... (she likes to watch)


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Re: so i went to this bar last night [Re: Phychotron]
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You should have taken her home with you and your girl. That would of been a fun night. :thumbup:


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Re: so i went to this bar last night [Re: FractalDust]
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yea, i was thinkin that, but dude was tryin to get her out of there... i'm guessing he was designated baby sitter :shrug:

this chick had a smokin body too, face was just so so, but damn, that was a nice firm tittie she kept rubbin against me...


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Re: so i went to this bar last night [Re: Phychotron]
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Ever think she was trying to fuck with the dude's head? Playing women games with him cuz he pissed her off or something...

I'm not trying to piss on your parade or anything...


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Re: so i went to this bar last night [Re: DirtMcgirt]
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oh, yea, i totaly thought of that...  it's kinda like when you randomly tell someone "hey, you loosin weight?" when they really arent, they know they arent, they know you know they arent, but they still like to hear it anyway...

cant piss on my parade,  that ass rubbin against the front of my pants was real enough for me.. :thumbup:


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