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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Simple Psychotherapy
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Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with That.



4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"



7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."



8 dont use any punctuation



9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



12. Sing Along At The Opera.



13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.



17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"



18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."



And TheFinal WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......



20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called
Therapy...

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Re: Simple Psychotherapy [Re: felix4life]
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:rofl2: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!  Those are fucking funny. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Simple Psychotherapy [Re: Icelander]
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sure... hilarious...

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Re: Simple Psychotherapy [Re: cateyes]
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Quote:
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 


:rofl2: :rofl:


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Sometimes when I read threads visions of men sword fighting with their genitalia run through my head. - sadspacemonkey

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Re: Simple Psychotherapy [Re: DistortedEyes]
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I'm so doing the ATM one next time I need cash.


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. . . Lime and limpid green, the sound surrounds the icy waters underground . . .

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Re: Simple Psychotherapy [Re: Pyjamas]
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lol, nice

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