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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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if ya get a pic.. be sure to post it... good luck bro


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: theBRINK]
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Just bullshit her. After that phase is complete and you're dating or are fucking her, then you can corrupt her.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: theBRINK]
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still talks like a sorority girl... her cat's name is "lucy" so I made some stupid comment about kinda a trippy name... she didn't dig that, said "she's a good cat"... this is going downhill quick

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: bukkake]
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slip her a bean. she will appreciate drugs and you after thatlol.


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As my pupils fluttered and tried to fly out of my skull I asked myself, "Is THIS what you want?".
Screaming until my lungs bled, I simply replied "No!"

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs"

Guy : "Goodbye!"

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: bleedforthis]
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go with her whole "drugs are bad" bit just agree with whatever she is saying and invite her out to the bar or sumthin... she'll be happy that you understand her and be glad to give you the puss after a few drinks


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: theBRINK]
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theBRINK said:
go with her whole "drugs are bad" bit just agree with whatever she is saying and invite her out to the bar or sumthin... she'll be happy that you understand her and be glad to give you the puss after a few drinks


that's what'll take... my lies and her booze, and then I'm set.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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now, the real moment of truth, just sent "why don't we find each other at a bar this weekend?"

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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at the same time I spark the next bowl....

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Quote:
I'm such a pussy when it comes to typing shit at an online girl. I could talk to her face to face just fine, nice smile and some dimples... Now I have to proof read and proof read and try to make sure it can't be misconstrued.


im almost the same way, but im much more comfortable online and face to face

but O MY FUCKING GOD i can not talk to a girl on the phone.. well i can, i just feel so incredibly ackward that it makes me sick, i duno its weird

good luck w/this one man, i hate it when people are so brain washed they think 'drugs' are bad but alcohol is the best thing since sliced bread, which as i always point out to people is a psychoactive drug just like the rest of em.



what she say?


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Live every day like it is your first
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs"

Guy : "Goodbye!"


more like:
Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs"

Guy : " I won't date you cause your fat"


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Dimmy]
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^ ^ ^

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Adden]
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after her talking about going out lately
Me: "I couldn't pass the opportunity to ask you out for a drink too"
Her: "I certainly would like to hang out and catch up, but i'm not sure i'm up for you kind of going out, in the sense you may be implying"

What the hell does that mean?

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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she doesnt want to go out with u


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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play it off like she's not even your type so she can relax... then treat her like she's nothin special while still being friendly

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
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i say give her a variation of the bucking bronco.  Let her get on top of you and start fucking you, then pull her head close down to your and whisper you just smoked a nice bowl of crack before you came over.  Hang on for dear life and enjoy the ride :laugh:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Tell her what she wants to hear then hump that cloesd-minded skeezer.


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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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duh, I hit on this girl for four years of undergrad. She was one of the few girls in engineering... Can't hurt to try, and try, and try again. The "I won't date you because you do drugs" is from years ago.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
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oh and one real good tactic is to...
gracefuly accept rejection, how you handle stuff like that says alot about a dude and can make her think twice...

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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"I won't stop trying to fuck you just because you say no."


How hot is she?


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From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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