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Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs"
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Just instant messaged me after two years of not seeing her... I want that actions. She already asked if I was high. Do I lie or try for the panties?

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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try for the panties


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"To get what you've never had, You must do what you've never done."

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: LethalX5]
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2 years of not seeing her?

How do you know she hasn't gotten fat?  :wink:


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he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Hit it til she's dead!


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Fuck her, then cum in her eye and light a spliff.


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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You: "Well I'm not not high. Having this chance to talk to you intoxicates me with an overwhelming passion."
Her: "Oh my, you're so clever and dandy, please sex me!  :heart:"

Win.  :thumbup:


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Silversoul]
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Shes probably fat now.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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haha

Forget about fucking her, bring her self esteem down. Call her a she-cow.


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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she was a drinker and a sorority girl last I knew her, probably a lardo by now. She's single so that makes me skeptical. I told her "I quit everything". wouldn't be the first time I lied to get laid.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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dude, if you act smart no-one cares

my last gf's parents loved me, i mean loved me, because i was smart as hell around them, even tho im sure they probably knew i smoked, im a big 'ol hippie guy, haha.


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Live every day like it is your first
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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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good call, if she hasn't seen you in 2 years, there is no reason to bring up drugs


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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If all you do is mushrooms and pot, those aren't drugs. They are fungus and herbs.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: DNKYD]
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oh yea, and beat it til she's screamin daddy!! :doggystyle:


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Shes probably thinking the same way you are. Now go get fucked. :grin:


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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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You should be straight up with her. She contacted you knowing you might still do drugs. Drugs could be the reason she contacted you. But since you already lied to her...

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
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ask her for a pic


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"To get what you've never had, You must do what you've never done."

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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I'm a doctor, I have no problem talking smart... It's talking sober and smart that I have problems with. She knew me from undergrad and knew me when I was drugged. She's one of those people that thinks that drugs are bad, and then would load up on alcohol and nicotine
. We'd go to bars back then and get hammered. I'd say I want to smoke a bowl and she'd give me the "drugs are bad for you" lecture while slurring her speach. She had an ass back then though, I wish I could get a picture before taking this any further.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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Just a guess...

She's loosened up some in the last two years and you're a doctor and you do "drugs".  Are you a script writing doctor?  You could be what she's lookin for... but you quit so nevermind.  jk



Godspeed :thumbup:

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Nashbar]
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ok, here comes the moment of truth... something along the lines of "lets get together again for old times sake and see what happens"... Read "let me snap my bean and see you in another couple years".

I'm such a pussy when it comes to typing shit at an online girl. I could talk to her face to face just fine, nice smile and some dimples... Now I have to proof read and proof read and try to make sure it can't be misconstrued.

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Re: Girl : "I won't date you because you do drugs" [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
Just a guess...

She's loosened up some in the last two years and you're a doctor and you do "drugs".  Are you a script writing doctor?  You could be what she's lookin for... but you quit so nevermind.  jk



Godspeed :thumbup:

 

I can get pharms easy, just not a legitimate script.  I do research

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